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Top advice from the Pub Landlord
« on: November 30, 2019, 12:03:05 PM »
Frustrated by roadworks, unattended cones and "Average Speed Cameras"?

Fed up with Elf and Safety and the Nanny State?

When entering a 20 mile stretch of "50 mph Average Speed Camera" checks do 2 mph for the first 10 miles and 98mph for the next ten  :thumbsup:
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Re: Top advice from the Pub Landlord
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2019, 01:07:27 PM »
Frustrated by roadworks, unattended cones and "Average Speed Cameras"?

Fed up with Elf and Safety and the Nanny State?

When entering a 20 mile stretch of "50 mph Average Speed Camera" checks do 2 mph for the first 10 miles and 98mph for the next ten  :thumbsup:

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Re: Top advice from the Pub Landlord
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2019, 01:48:12 PM »
It's an old Clarkson joke

And [spoilsport mode] it doesn't work
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Re: Top advice from the Pub Landlord
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2019, 01:55:02 PM »
Top Advice from King Harry of the Gingers to all the Gingers in the audience

1. Use Sunblock
2. Try not to lose your temper

"It was your country until the normal people arrived and pushed you North and West"  :thumbsup:
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Re: Top advice from the Pub Landlord
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2019, 02:43:09 PM »
Top Advice from King Harry of the Gingers to all the Gingers in the audience

1. Use Sunblock
2. Try not to lose your temper

"It was your country until the normal people arrived and pushed you North and West"  :thumbsup:

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Re: Top advice from the Pub Landlord
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2019, 05:11:01 PM »
Top Advice from King Harry of the Gingers to all the Gingers in the audience

1. Use Sunblock
2. Try not to lose your temper

"It was your country until the normal people arrived and pushed you North and West"  :thumbsup:

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Re: Top advice from the Pub Landlord
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2019, 07:41:05 AM »
Top Advice from King Harry of the Gingers to all the Gingers in the audience

1. Use Sunblock
2. Try not to lose your temper

"It was your country until the normal people arrived and pushed you North and West"  :thumbsup:

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Re: Top advice from the Pub Landlord
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2019, 09:48:22 AM »
Top Advice from King Harry of the Gingers to all the Gingers in the audience

1. Use Sunblock
2. Try not to lose your temper

"It was your country until the normal people arrived and pushed you North and West"  :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:

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Re: Top advice from the Pub Landlord
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2019, 10:34:58 AM »
Top Advice from King Harry of the Gingers to all the Gingers in the audience

1. Use Sunblock
2. Try not to lose your temper

"It was your country until the normal people arrived and pushed you North and West"  :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:

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Well, whatever, nevermind