Things that are done with the sole intention of winding you up

[Miss Demeanour]

Now self serve machines are annoying at the best of times but when you choose to pay cash and then put in money to round it up so you should get either pound coins or a note back but the bastard machine has other ideas. It spits copper coins at you like a slot machine in Vegas 

I was so tempted to go back and buy something else to punch all that scrap back into it 

I know they don't want you to use cash anymore but this is personal. I'm going back with all my pennies and I pity the person behind me in the queue 

[Steve]

Now self serve machines are annoying at the best of times but when you choose to pay cash and then put in money to round it up so you should get either pound coins or a note back but the bastard machine has other ideas. It spits copper coins at you like a slot machine in Vegas 

I was also tempted to go back and buy something else to punch all that scrap back into it 

I know they don't want you to use cash anymore but this is personal. I'm going back with all my pennies and I pity the person behind me in the queue 

[apc2010]

Now self serve machines are annoying at the best of times but when you choose to pay cash and then put in money to round it up so you should get either pound coins or a note back but the bastard machine has other ideas. It spits copper coins at you like a slot machine in Vegas 

I was so tempted to go back and buy something else to punch all that scrap back into it 

I know they don't want you to use cash anymore but this is personal. I'm going back with all my pennies and I pity the person behind me in the queue 

Voddy should not be 9.99 .......

[Steve]

Now self serve machines are annoying at the best of times but when you choose to pay cash and then put in money to round it up so you should get either pound coins or a note back but the bastard machine has other ideas. It spits copper coins at you like a slot machine in Vegas 

I was so tempted to go back and buy something else to punch all that scrap back into it 

I know they don't want you to use cash anymore but this is personal. I'm going back with all my pennies and I pity the person behind me in the queue 

Voddy should not be 9.99 .......

It isn't 

[Nick]

I thought this was about the Brat

[Miss Demeanour]

Not today 

Yesterday's out of the blue Bratness " I am going to.open a Help to Buy ISA, so I can buy my own home "

That shouldn't take too long 

[Nick]

Bank of Mum 

[Steve]

Bank of Mum 

[Grumpmeister]

Now self serve machines are annoying at the best of times but when you choose to pay cash and then put in money to round it up so you should get either pound coins or a note back but the bastard machine has other ideas. It spits copper coins at you like a slot machine in Vegas 

I was so tempted to go back and buy something else to punch all that scrap back into it 

I know they don't want you to use cash anymore but this is personal. I'm going back with all my pennies and I pity the person behind me in the queue 

Voddy should not be 9.99 .......

That's surprising, I figured that the last time you bought a bottle of vodka you paid in aureus...