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stowford

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Hello
« on: May 09, 2007, 03:14:11 PM »
Thought I'd pop in and say hello on the way back from work.  What ciders do you have? Any Henry Westons? If not, I'll settle for a London Pride.
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Re: Hello
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2007, 03:18:55 PM »
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Re: Hello
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2007, 03:43:57 PM »
Welcome .... we usually have London Pride but the Barman seems to have got a deal on Bishops Finger ~ least-ways that's all he keeps trying to give people.
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Re: Hello
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2007, 03:44:48 PM »
I had some Magners delivered the other day but I heard their shares had rocketed 70+% on the radio this morning so I tipped it all down the sink ? bastards!  noooo:

Welcome anyway, London Pride is a good choice.  whistle:
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« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2007, 04:41:30 PM »
who the fuck drinks Cider with ice anyway ?? strange Irish custom methinks rubschin:
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« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2007, 05:47:03 PM »
Quote from: Berek on May 09, 2007, 04:41:30 PM
who the fuck drinks Cider with ice anyway ?? strange Irish custom methinks rubschin:
Amazing marketing gimmick ? wish I?d thought of it?   noooo:
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Re: Hello
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2007, 05:52:55 PM »
rubschin: Same sized glass, half filled with ice = lots of cider saved in the barrel 'cos you still charge for the pint.
(Trust an ex landlord to steer you right Barman) 
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« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2007, 05:57:43 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 09, 2007, 05:52:55 PM
rubschin: Same sized glass, half filled with ice = lots of cider saved in the barrel 'cos you still charge for the pint.
(Trust an ex landlord to steer you right Barman) 
Exactly ? I?ve got the new ?Jumbo? ice machine on order already?  whistle:
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stowford

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« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2007, 03:49:13 PM »
Not wishing to upset anyone but, as Magners is bottled , the amount of ice is irrelevant.  It is, however, overpriced shite.
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Re: Hello
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2007, 03:50:52 PM »
You have been smote ~ in this pub the customer is NEVER right. noooo:
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Re: Hello
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2007, 04:00:20 PM »
I've never been smote before.  Smitten yes, but never smote.
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« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2007, 04:12:17 PM »
Quote from: stowford on May 11, 2007, 04:00:20 PM
I've never been smote before.  Smitten yes, but never smote.
You'll get used to it...  whistle:
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Re: Hello
« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2007, 05:12:26 PM »
Reset and a demerit almost immediately whip:

I deliberately did not say smitten for I knew all the remarks that it would bring out if I had. whistle:
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Re: Hello
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2007, 10:06:25 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 11, 2007, 05:12:26 PM
Reset and a demerit almost immediately whip:

I deliberately did not say smitten for I knew all the remarks that it would bring out if I had. whistle:

Wot remarks?
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Re: Hello
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2007, 02:51:36 PM »
The usual stuff about being smitten and accused of wanting to hump his leg and all that. We beagles get tarred with the same brush as labradors at times ~ makes us very wary.
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