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Offline Steve

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Signs that you're getting old - an occasional series
« on: September 29, 2019, 02:14:42 PM »
Sign 143:   packing a long handled show horn when you go away  redface:
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Re: Signs that you're getting old - an occasional series
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2019, 02:16:24 PM »
#144 realising you've packed said show horn and locked the case before you've put the shoes on you're wearing for travel  Banghead
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Re: Signs that you're getting old - an occasional series
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2019, 04:59:44 PM »
Grunting when you sit down or stand up  redface:
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Re: Signs that you're getting old - an occasional series
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2019, 06:13:51 PM »
Grunting when you sit down or stand up  redface:

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Re: Signs that you're getting old - an occasional series
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2019, 06:33:31 PM »
 point: point: point: point:
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Re: Signs that you're getting old - an occasional series
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2019, 07:16:35 PM »
Grunting when you sit down or stand up  redface:

 redface:


 redface:  redface:

After sitting/kneeling on the floor having to move to the nearest chair/table/cupboard to use as an aid to get up
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Re: Signs that you're getting old - an occasional series
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2019, 08:05:18 PM »


LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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Re: Signs that you're getting old - an occasional series
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2019, 08:34:12 PM »
Grunting when you sit down or stand up  redface:

 redface:


 redface:  redface:

After sitting/kneeling on the floor having to move to the nearest chair/table/cupboard to use as an aid to get up

I have to lean on a wall to put trousers on  redface: redface: redface:
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Re: Signs that you're getting old - an occasional series
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2019, 08:37:46 PM »
Grunting when you sit down or stand up  redface:

 redface:


 redface:  redface:

After sitting/kneeling on the floor having to move to the nearest chair/table/cupboard to use as an aid to get up

I have to lean on a wall to put trousers on  redface: redface: redface:

Try 1 leg at a time ....... ::)

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Re: Signs that you're getting old - an occasional series
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2019, 09:05:36 PM »
I do  redface: redface: redface: redface: redface:
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Re: Signs that you're getting old - an occasional series
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2019, 11:21:44 AM »
I do  redface: redface: redface: redface: redface:

try putting them into different trouser legs this time...  whistle:
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