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Tiny Tot Tennis
« on: September 10, 2019, 01:58:42 PM »
Next door to Nick Towers is a day nursery. The kids are forever chucking stuff over the fence into my/our car park. I lob it back.

Made a mistake today. Got back and found several wellies, lego, balls, other plastic toys, some cars and a small train.

Chucked them back over the fence. It was playtime  evil:

They thought it was a game and a hail of brightly coloured plastic came over the fence in large quantities  evil:
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Re: Tiny Tot Tennis
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2019, 02:08:53 PM »
No Juice......... rubschin: ??

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Re: Tiny Tot Tennis
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2019, 02:17:10 PM »
Mercifully not  shitstorm:
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Re: Tiny Tot Tennis
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2019, 02:19:02 PM »
That that flew over ....your head  ........... noooo:

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Re: Tiny Tot Tennis
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2019, 02:22:22 PM »
Next door to Nick Towers is a day nursery. The kids are forever chucking stuff over the fence into my/our car park. I lob it back.

Made a mistake today. Got back and found several wellies, lego, balls, other plastic toys, some cars and a small train.

Chucked them back over the fence. It was playtime  evil:

They thought it was a game and a hail of brightly coloured plastic came over the fence in large quantities  evil:

Play the game for a few days until the volume builds up and then chuck the bleddy lot in the bin...  eveilgrin:

...of course, you might be arrested as a peado...   rubschin:
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Re: Tiny Tot Tennis
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2019, 02:25:40 PM »
I am off to the Canaries tomorrow  ::)  scared2:
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Re: Tiny Tot Tennis
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2019, 02:32:07 PM »
Next door to Nick Towers is a day nursery. The kids are forever chucking stuff over the fence into my/our car park. I lob it back.

Made a mistake today. Got back and found several wellies, lego, balls, other plastic toys, some cars and a small train.

Chucked them back over the fence. It was playtime  evil:

They thought it was a game and a hail of brightly coloured plastic came over the fence in large quantities  evil:

Play the game for a few days until the volume builds up and then chuck the bleddy lot in the bin...  eveilgrin:

...of course, you might be arrested as a peado...   rubschin:

I'm guessing that the stranger danger videos have been stopped long before now. After all you don't get much stranger than Nick.  rubschin:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Tiny Tot Tennis
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2019, 02:38:23 PM »
Next door to Nick Towers is a day nursery. The kids are forever chucking stuff over the fence into my/our car park. I lob it back.

Made a mistake today. Got back and found several wellies, lego, balls, other plastic toys, some cars and a small train.

Chucked them back over the fence. It was playtime  evil:

They thought it was a game and a hail of brightly coloured plastic came over the fence in large quantities  evil:
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Re: Tiny Tot Tennis
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2019, 02:50:02 PM »
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Re: Tiny Tot Tennis
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2019, 03:00:03 PM »
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Re: Tiny Tot Tennis
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2019, 03:06:09 PM »
How about carefully coating them with superglue before you throw them back?
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Re: Tiny Tot Tennis
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2019, 03:35:22 PM »
It's only a matter of time before one of the kids is asked what's going on and they say they are playing with the strange old troll next door or they ask where the troll is because you are on holiday....  noooo:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Tiny Tot Tennis
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2019, 06:30:42 PM »
How about carefully coating them with superglue before you throw them back?

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Re: Tiny Tot Tennis
« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2019, 10:31:13 AM »
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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