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Offline Nick

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Everyone is out to drive me nuts
« on: June 06, 2019, 01:59:52 PM »
A letter arrives to inform me that my GP is retiring in 2 weeks and that I need to register with a new GP.

I am given a website address and spot a surgery that I already knew about that is about 50 yards from me.

I call them and say I wish to register.  I have to go and do this in person.

Why?

"It is our policy to establish that you are in our catchment area"

Me: I am 50 yards away. My address is....

Her: No, you have to come in in person.

Me: Do I have to bring proof of my address?

Her: No Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

WTF?????
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Re: Everyone is out to drive me nuts
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2019, 02:04:26 PM »
A letter arrives to inform me that my GP is retiring in 2 weeks and that I need to register with a new GP.

I am given a website address and spot a surgery that I already knew about that is about 50 yards from me.

I call them and say I wish to register.  I have to go and do this in person.

Why?

"It is our policy to establish that you are in our catchment area"

Me: I am 50 yards away. My address is....

Her: No, you have to come in in person.

Me: Do I have to bring proof of my address?

Her: No Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

WTF?????

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Re: Everyone is out to drive me nuts
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2019, 05:47:04 AM »
A letter arrives to inform me that my GP is retiring in 2 weeks and that I need to register with a new GP.

I am given a website address and spot a surgery that I already knew about that is about 50 yards from me.

I call them and say I wish to register.  I have to go and do this in person.

Why?

"It is our policy to establish that you are in our catchment area"

Me: I am 50 yards away. My address is....

Her: No, you have to come in in person.

Me: Do I have to bring proof of my address?

Her: No Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

WTF?????

Turn up with camping gear .......... Thumbs:

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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Everyone is out to drive me nuts
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2019, 06:57:26 AM »
Driving you nuts?

Methinks it's a short journey.

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Re: Everyone is out to drive me nuts
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2019, 07:03:29 AM »
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Re: Everyone is out to drive me nuts
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2019, 08:26:01 PM »
Driving you nuts?

Methinks it's a short journey.
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