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Mr Nick goes to court
« on: May 05, 2019, 02:06:36 PM »
Th police case against my hit and run driver is hotting up  :thumbsup:

1. Leave scene of crash without giving insurance details: up to 10 points on licence and possible fine
2. Lying about who was driving the car: imprisonment?   :thumbsup:
3. TWICE cancelling an invite to the Plod Station for an interview under caution  noooo:
4. Getting yer insurance invalidated because of 1 and 2 above
5. Having to deal with compo for Mr NIck's stiff poorly neck  angel1

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Re: Mr Nick goes to court
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2019, 02:14:17 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 05, 2019, 02:06:36 PM
Th epolice case against my hit and run driver is hotting up  :thumbsup:

1. Leave scene of crash without giveing insurance details: up to 10 points on licence and possible fine
2. Lying about who was driving the car: imprisonment?   :thumbsup:
3. TWICE cancelling an invite to the Plod Station for an interview under caution  noooo:
4. Getting yer insurance invalidated because of 1 and 2 above
5. Having to deal with compo for Mr NIck's stiff poorly neck  angel1

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Re: Mr Nick goes to court
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2019, 02:19:41 PM »
The investigating officer works for a pal of mine in the plod. An Inspector (she is my beshtest friend who is also a lock keeper....) eveilgrin:
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Re: Mr Nick goes to court
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2019, 02:24:05 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 05, 2019, 02:19:41 PM
The investigating officer works for a pal of mine in the plod. An Inspector (she is my beshtest friend who is also a lock keeper....) eveilgrin:

Niiiiiiice....  :thumbsup:
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Re: Mr Nick goes to court
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2019, 02:25:04 PM »
I am enjoying this  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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Re: Mr Nick goes to court
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2019, 02:26:49 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 05, 2019, 02:25:04 PM
I am enjoying this  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

Apart from your poorly neck and back obvs.  whistle:
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Re: Mr Nick goes to court
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2019, 02:29:35 PM »
 NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick

It feels expensive  sad24:
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Re: Mr Nick goes to court
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2019, 02:30:48 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 05, 2019, 02:29:35 PM
NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick

It feels expensive  sad24:

I heard ........Free drinks........ Thumbs:
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Re: Mr Nick goes to court
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2019, 02:31:40 PM »
Perhaps. Just don't turn up in a stolen car  whistle:
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Re: Mr Nick goes to court
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2019, 02:34:21 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 05, 2019, 02:31:40 PM
Perhaps. Just don't turn up in a stolen car  whistle:

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Re: Mr Nick goes to court
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2019, 03:09:31 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2019, 02:14:17 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 05, 2019, 02:06:36 PM
Th epolice case against my hit and run driver is hotting up  :thumbsup:

1. Leave scene of crash without giveing insurance details: up to 10 points on licence and possible fine
2. Lying about who was driving the car: imprisonment?   :thumbsup:
3. TWICE cancelling an invite to the Plod Station for an interview under caution  noooo:
4. Getting yer insurance invalidated because of 1 and 2 above
5. Having to deal with compo for Mr NIck's stiff poorly neck  angel1

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Re: Mr Nick goes to court
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2019, 10:15:52 PM »
Quote from: Steve on May 05, 2019, 03:09:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2019, 02:14:17 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 05, 2019, 02:06:36 PM
Th epolice case against my hit and run driver is hotting up  :thumbsup:

1. Leave scene of crash without giveing insurance details: up to 10 points on licence and possible fine
2. Lying about who was driving the car: imprisonment?   :thumbsup:
3. TWICE cancelling an invite to the Plod Station for an interview under caution  noooo:
4. Getting yer insurance invalidated because of 1 and 2 above
5. Having to deal with compo for Mr NIck's stiff poorly neck  angel1

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Re: Mr Nick goes to court
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2019, 12:19:42 PM »
You could soon be able to afford to buy The Boy  a new phone  lol:
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Re: Mr Nick goes to court
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2019, 12:23:02 PM »
He can fvck right off  cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Mr Nick goes to court
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2019, 12:23:29 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on May 06, 2019, 12:19:42 PM
You could soon be able to afford to buy The Boy  a new phone  lol:
;D 

one a week?
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