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Bees
« on: May 05, 2019, 02:02:14 PM »
I hear all the stuff about bees being endangered. In general, I approve of bees. I like honey too. Thanks, bees.

Im my garden renewal I have planted stuff that bees like  angel1

So, a word of advice, do not climb into my hair and sting my head, OK?  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Bees
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2019, 02:04:51 PM »
I hear all the stuff about bees being endangered. In general, I approve of bees. I like honey too. Thanks, bees.

Im my garden renewal I have planted stuff that bees like  angel1

So, a word of advice, do not climb into my hair and sting my head, OK?  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

 lol: lol: lol:

I rescued a poorly bee yesterday and revived it with sugar water...  angel1

...I wonder if it was that one...?  rubschin:
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Re: Bees
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2019, 02:07:42 PM »
DId you give it my address?  evil:
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Re: Bees
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2019, 02:23:25 PM »
DId you give it my address?  evil:

Ummm... No, of course not...  redface:
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Re: Bees
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2019, 02:29:39 PM »
I hear all the stuff about bees being endangered. In general, I approve of bees. I like honey too. Thanks, bees.

Im my garden renewal I have planted stuff that bees like  angel1

So, a word of advice, do not climb into my hair and sting my head, OK?  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

The colour attracts them....... rubschin:

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Re: Bees
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2019, 02:30:47 PM »
You mean they like distinguished looking men with nice pepper and salt locks?
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Re: Bees
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2019, 02:31:43 PM »
You mean they like distinguished looking men with nice pepper and salt locks?

Which canal is that one on ............ rubschin:

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Re: Bees
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2019, 02:32:44 PM »
 horn: horn:
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Re: Bees
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2019, 03:10:45 PM »
I hear all the stuff about bees being endangered. In general, I approve of bees. I like honey too. Thanks, bees.

Im my garden renewal I have planted stuff that bees like  angel1

So, a word of advice, do not climb into my hair and sting my head, OK?  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

 lol: lol: lol:

I rescued a poorly bee yesterday and revived it with sugar water...  angel1  . . .
:thumbsup: both

does rescuing wasps count for an  angel1 sticker?
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Bees
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2019, 03:28:47 PM »
I hear all the stuff about bees being endangered. In general, I approve of bees. I like honey too. Thanks, bees.

Im my garden renewal I have planted stuff that bees like  angel1

So, a word of advice, do not climb into my hair and sting my head, OK?  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

 lol: lol: lol:

I rescued a poorly bee yesterday and revived it with sugar water...  angel1  . . .
:thumbsup: both

does rescuing wasps count for an  angel1 sticker?

 noooo:

A rolled-up newspaper is the only thing for wasps....  cussing:
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Re: Bees
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2019, 03:33:19 PM »
I hear all the stuff about bees being endangered. In general, I approve of bees. I like honey too. Thanks, bees.

Im my garden renewal I have planted stuff that bees like  angel1

So, a word of advice, do not climb into my hair and sting my head, OK?  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

 lol: lol: lol:

I rescued a poorly bee yesterday and revived it with sugar water...  angel1  . . .
:thumbsup: both

does rescuing wasps count for an  angel1 sticker?

 noooo:

A rolled-up newspaper is the only thing for wasps....  cussing:
yet again I'm in your bad books then
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Bees
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2019, 03:41:39 PM »
I hear all the stuff about bees being endangered. In general, I approve of bees. I like honey too. Thanks, bees.

Im my garden renewal I have planted stuff that bees like  angel1

So, a word of advice, do not climb into my hair and sting my head, OK?  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

 lol: lol: lol:

I rescued a poorly bee yesterday and revived it with sugar water...  angel1  . . .
:thumbsup: both

does rescuing wasps count for an  angel1 sticker?

 noooo:

A rolled-up newspaper is the only thing for wasps....  cussing:
yet again I'm in your bad books then

Or bad rolled up newspapers   whistle:

The VD had a wasps' nest which was leaking the buggers into her house. Mr Wasp? Meet Mr Clipboard  eveilgrin:
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Re: Bees
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2019, 05:22:43 PM »
I hear all the stuff about bees being endangered. In general, I approve of bees. I like honey too. Thanks, bees.

Im my garden renewal I have planted stuff that bees like  angel1

So, a word of advice, do not climb into my hair and sting my head, OK?  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

 lol: lol: lol:

I rescued a poorly bee yesterday and revived it with sugar water...  angel1  . . .
:thumbsup: both

does rescuing wasps count for an  angel1 sticker?

 noooo:

A rolled-up newspaper is the only thing for wasps....  cussing:
yet again I'm in your bad books then

Or bad rolled up newspapers   whistle:

The VD had a wasps' nest which was leaking the buggers into her house. Mr Wasp? Meet Mr Clipboard  eveilgrin:

 :thumbsup:
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Re: Bees
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2019, 06:07:34 PM »
I hear all the stuff about bees being endangered. In general, I approve of bees. I like honey too. Thanks, bees.

Im my garden renewal I have planted stuff that bees like  angel1

So, a word of advice, do not climb into my hair and sting my head, OK?  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

 lol: lol: lol:

I rescued a poorly bee yesterday and revived it with sugar water...  angel1  . . .
:thumbsup: both

does rescuing wasps count for an  angel1 sticker?

 noooo:

A rolled-up newspaper is the only thing for wasps....  cussing:
yet again I'm in your bad books then

Or bad rolled up newspapers   whistle:

The VD had a wasps' nest which was leaking the buggers into her house. Mr Wasp? Meet Mr Clipboard  eveilgrin:

Given your past experiences with wasps nests something tells me that isnt going to end well..  noooo:
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Re: Bees
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2019, 06:10:18 PM »
That was an accident  cussing: cussing: cussing:
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