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Offline apc2010

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Miss T Hobbies..
« on: April 27, 2019, 10:08:04 PM »
So Miss T has started his "fancy colouring-in " stuff to relax ....... she is sitting next to me shading pictures .......

Then an advert comes on telebox for ???..."starting soon "....

so next to me......comes ....." WHEN ???/ you have been saying that for fu87ing weeks ..C555s.."

Well relaxed then .... ::)

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Re: Miss T Hobbies..
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2019, 04:27:54 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2019, 05:07:03 AM »
Has she given up on the owld glass smashing then...?  rubschin:
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Re: Miss T Hobbies..
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2019, 06:21:46 AM »
I have 'inherited' a bloke in my team from our recent gazillionth restructure.

He comes with a whole host of 'issues'.  noooo:

Anyway he apparently simply cannot get into work before 10 am as he is required to do 2 hours of 'mindfulness' before he leaves the house to help him 'cope' with the day.

This is supported by his GP  noooo:

As long as he is relaxed eh  cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Miss T Hobbies..
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2019, 07:22:54 AM »
I have 'inherited' a bloke in my team from our recent gazillionth restructure.

He comes with a whole host of 'issues'.  noooo:

Anyway he apparently simply cannot get into work before 10 am as he is required to do 2 hours of 'mindfulness' before he leaves the house to help him 'cope' with the day.

This is supported by his GP  noooo:

As long as he is relaxed eh  cussing: cussing: cussing:

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Re: Miss T Hobbies..
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2019, 08:54:34 AM »
Give him a colouring book  angel1
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Re: Miss T Hobbies..
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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2019, 12:26:38 PM »
Give him a colouring book  angel1

Unless he is coloured of course... doh:
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Re: Miss T Hobbies..
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2019, 12:43:10 PM »
He's a ginger  noooo:
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Re: Miss T Hobbies..
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2019, 02:33:36 PM »
I have 'inherited' a bloke in my team from our recent gazillionth restructure.

He comes with a whole host of 'issues'.  noooo:

Anyway he apparently simply cannot get into work before 10 am as he is required to do 2 hours of 'mindfulness' before he leaves the house to help him 'cope' with the day.

This is supported by his GP  noooo:

As long as he is relaxed eh  cussing: cussing: cussing:

So all you need to do is subtly render his 2 hours of mindfulness useless then let nature take it's course...  eveilgrin:
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