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Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2019, 09:06:39 AM »
My arrival will be a surprise. What can possibly go wrong?

He's a spiritualist... he'll have seen you in his crystal ball or summat... ::)
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Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2019, 09:13:52 AM »
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Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2019, 09:14:55 AM »
My arrival will be a surprise. What can possibly go wrong?
He's a spiritualist... he'll have seen you in his crystal ball or summat... ::)
Did he foresee Suzi dumping him?

Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2019, 11:14:44 AM »
My arrival will be a surprise. What can possibly go wrong?
He's a spiritualist... he'll have seen you in his crystal ball or summat... ::)
Did he foresee Suzi dumping him?

Well, you'd have thought he would have made sure she took her stuff if he did...?  rubschin:
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Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2019, 11:48:59 AM »
My arrival will be a surprise. What can possibly go wrong?
He's a spiritualist... he'll have seen you in his crystal ball or summat... ::)
Did he foresee Suzi dumping him?

Well, you'd have thought he would have made sure she took her stuff if he did...?  rubschin:
or put in on eBay
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2019, 11:55:34 AM »
My arrival will be a surprise. What can possibly go wrong?
He's a spiritualist... he'll have seen you in his crystal ball or summat... ::)
Did he foresee Suzi dumping him?

Well, you'd have thought he would have made sure she took her stuff if he did...?  rubschin:
or put in on eBay

What are the chances of him having had a great big shyte in the box...?  rubschin:
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Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
« Reply #21 on: May 18, 2019, 12:24:22 PM »
For the sake of all this aggro I would just write off the clothes and shoes  - this is so not worth it  noooo:

Plus which its an opportunity to go shopping  lol:
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Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2019, 12:40:37 PM »
For the sake of all this aggro I would just write off the clothes and shoes  - this is so not worth it  noooo:

Plus which its an opportunity to go shopping  lol:

Do you need any excuses...? ::)
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Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2019, 12:49:52 PM »
My arrival will be a surprise. What can possibly go wrong?

He's a spiritualist... he'll have seen you in his crystal ball or summat... ::)

Wouldn't that make him a mentalist...?  rubschin:
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Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2019, 01:36:44 PM »
For the sake of all this aggro I would just write off the clothes and shoes  - this is so not worth it  noooo:

Plus which its an opportunity to go shopping  lol:

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Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
« Reply #25 on: May 18, 2019, 01:48:43 PM »
For the sake of all this aggro I would just write off the clothes and shoes  - this is so not worth it  noooo:

Plus which its an opportunity to go shopping  lol:
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Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
« Reply #26 on: May 18, 2019, 01:50:03 PM »
What's the betting that when the weird guy works out Suzi is sending a deputy he won't turn up

Just go buy new clothes and take him to the small claims court

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Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
« Reply #27 on: May 18, 2019, 02:03:12 PM »
The Restraining Order is a higher priority  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Nod reckons I will need back up. I might take his Mum with me  :thumbsup:
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Re: My friend Suzi is in a pickle
« Reply #28 on: May 18, 2019, 03:22:32 PM »
The Restraining Order is a higher priority  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Nod reckons I will need back up. I might take his Mum with me  :thumbsup:
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I'd offer to come along to take gratuitous pictures and post them up here help but back at hostipal that day (phew!)
Well, whatever, nevermind