My friend Suzi is in a pickle

[Nick]

Have advised her to get a restraining order to get rid of the bonkers spiritualist 

[Barman]

Have advised her to get a restraining order to get rid of the bonkers spiritualist 

Suzi...

[Nick]

She is one of those gerls who ALWAYS gets involved with the wrong sorts of men 

SHe also attracts stalkers 

[Barman]

She is one of those gerls who ALWAYS gets involved with the wrong sorts of men 

SHe also attracts stalkers 

 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

One day she might listen to your words of wisdom just like we do 

[Barman]

One day she might listen to your words of wisdom just like we do 

[Nick]

 

[apc2010]

She is one of those gerls who ALWAYS gets involved with the wrong sorts of men 

SHe also attracts stalkers 

So how did she met you again........

[Nick]

The bonkers and creepy spiritualist is returning three boxes of Suzi's possessions (mainly clothes and shoes) from his house on Dartmoor. Too mean to pay the postage he is arranging to deliver them to an address in Godalming from which she has to collect them on a specified date at a specified time.

I suggested to her that this was pretty dodgy as there is every chance that he will be there. I also suggested that the contents of the boxes could contain some nasty surprises.  She sort of agreed.

SO guess what mug has voluinteered to pick the boxes up from Godalming on June 5th and transport them to Canterbury

[Steve]

The bonkers and creepy spiritualist is returning three boxes of Suzi's possessions (mainly clothes and shoes) from his house on Dartmoor. Too mean to pay the postage he is arranging to deliver them to an address in Godalming from which she has to collect them on a specified date at a specified time.

I suggested to her that this was pretty dodgy as there is every chance that he will be there. I also suggested that the contents of the boxes could contain some nasty surprises.  She sort of agreed.

SO guess what mug has voluinteered to pick the boxes up from Godalming on June 5th and transport them to Canterbury

for your bit

Maybe you should get some more practice with the mad axeman first. Mr Odd might be a bit narked

Or take Nod and invoke the forces of dumb on him

[Barman]

The bonkers and creepy spiritualist is returning three boxes of Suzi's possessions (mainly clothes and shoes) from his house on Dartmoor. Too mean to pay the postage he is arranging to deliver them to an address in Godalming from which she has to collect them on a specified date at a specified time.

I suggested to her that this was pretty dodgy as there is every chance that he will be there. I also suggested that the contents of the boxes could contain some nasty surprises.  She sort of agreed.

SO guess what mug has voluinteered to pick the boxes up from Godalming on June 5th and transport them to Canterbury

 

[Barman]

The bonkers and creepy spiritualist is returning three boxes of Suzi's possessions (mainly clothes and shoes) from his house on Dartmoor. Too mean to pay the postage he is arranging to deliver them to an address in Godalming from which she has to collect them on a specified date at a specified time.

I suggested to her that this was pretty dodgy as there is every chance that he will be there. I also suggested that the contents of the boxes could contain some nasty surprises.  She sort of agreed.

SO guess what mug has voluinteered to pick the boxes up from Godalming on June 5th and transport them to Canterbury

for your bit

Maybe you should get some more practice with the mad axeman first. Mr Odd might be a bit narked

Or take Nod and invoke the forces of dumb on him

Surely he will know Nick is coming...? 

[Nick]

My arrival will be a surprise. What can possibly go wrong?