VP'ers Boiling Points Characteristics

[Miss Demeanour]

For Nick tis the incorrect use of apostrophes and grammar generally

For JOM tis anything constructively incorrect according to the Bible of Road Resurfacing and Traffic Management

For BM tis whether to flip or fin

For Tipsy - tis anything Nick says 

For Steve ...mmmmmm could be he is the most tolerant one

For GM tis anything if he has not had the required vat of  strong enough coffee

For DS - tis nothing as he couldn't give a monkeys what us plebby peasants worry about

[Nick]

Bored at werk at the carncil?

[apc2010]

 

[Steve]

. . . For Steve ...mmmmmm could be he is the most tolerant one . . .

earworms and false stories

[apc2010]

. . . For Steve ...mmmmmm could be he is the most tolerant one . . .

earworms and false stories

I don't believe you.......

[Steve]

. . . For Steve ...mmmmmm could be he is the most tolerant one . . .

earworms and false stories

I don't believe you.......

 

[Grumpmeister]

For Nick tis the incorrect use of apostrophes and grammar generally

For JOM tis anything constructively incorrect according to the Bible of Road Resurfacing and Traffic Management

For BM tis whether to flip or fin

For Tipsy - tis anything Nick says 

For Steve ...mmmmmm could be he is the most tolerant one

For GM tis anything if he has not had the required vat of  strong enough coffee

For DS - tis nothing as he couldn't give a monkeys what us plebby peasants worry about

For Apey it's anybody on here mentioning Tapatalk, reminding him that he paid for it. 

Mine isn't helped by being mothered by a lass half my age at work who thinks my caffeine intake is too high... 

[apc2010]

For Nick tis the incorrect use of apostrophes and grammar generally

For JOM tis anything constructively incorrect according to the Bible of Road Resurfacing and Traffic Management

For BM tis whether to flip or fin

For Tipsy - tis anything Nick says 

For Steve ...mmmmmm could be he is the most tolerant one

For GM tis anything if he has not had the required vat of  strong enough coffee

For DS - tis nothing as he couldn't give a monkeys what us plebby peasants worry about

For Apey it's anybody on here mentioning Tapatalk, reminding him that he paid for it. 

Mine isn't helped by being mothered by a lass half my age at work who thinks my caffeine intake is too high... 

   BM still waiting for refund.....

[Miss Demeanour]

The artist formerly known as TMR has too many to narrow down 

[Grumpmeister]

For Miss D it's anybody who touches her voddy or creme eggs... 

[apc2010]

The artist formerly known as TMR has too many to narrow down 

He's not Short on complaints.........

[Nick]

The artist formerly known as TMR has too many to narrow down 

I seem to recall he thought you had a pert bum. He needs to get to Specsavers. Mind you, that was the same day he fell under a train at Wandsworth Common....

[Miss Demeanour]

For Miss D it's anybody who touches her voddy or creme eggs... 

I'm perfect ..this is an established fact 

Also as a woman I am entitled to change my mind on a daily basis.

Today's irritant was some boy band member wannabe who sat in a meeting this morning in his Gareth Southgate  waistcoat  and white shirt with 4 buttons  undone  .  But this was not his biggest sin. He kept handling his floppiness!!!

His hair of course  the uncountable mane that he kept having to flick back, run his fingers through, wobble his head to shift the load etc.

Literal tosser !!

[Miss Demeanour]

The artist formerly known as TMR has too many to narrow down 

I seem to recall he thought you had a pert bum. He needs to get to Specsavers. Mind you, that was the same day he fell under a train at Wandsworth Common....

Good times   

[Nick]

Like Jock the window cleaner, like?