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Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Tasty and problem-solving recipes
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2019, 02:34:52 PM »
 You could prolly make burgers out of them. Just think how much money he could save  :thumbsup:
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Re: Tasty and problem-solving recipes
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2019, 02:51:43 PM »
What about pizza toppings, once cremated you probably couldn't tell they were on there...  rubschin:
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Re: Tasty and problem-solving recipes
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2019, 02:53:12 PM »
Good point, well made. Toasted termites could make a crunchy and economical snack  :thumbsup:
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Re: Tasty and problem-solving recipes
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2019, 03:52:32 PM »
They may not be so economical if Baldymort decides to drill the holes himself...  noooo:
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Re: Tasty and problem-solving recipes
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2019, 03:55:35 PM »
What could possibly go wrong?
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Re: Tasty and problem-solving recipes
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2019, 04:10:38 PM »
What could possibly go wrong?

Given the way that the land is moving as it is Cyplantis comes to mind...  scared2:
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Re: Tasty and problem-solving recipes
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2019, 04:18:35 PM »
That would cure the termite problem  :thumbsup:
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Re: Tasty and problem-solving recipes
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2019, 04:52:26 PM »
 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:




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Re: Tasty and problem-solving recipes
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2019, 10:35:48 PM »
Some more recipes for Baldymort, not just for termites either...  :thumbsup:

https://www.flapest.com/recipes.aspx
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Re: Tasty and problem-solving recipes
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2019, 10:37:15 PM »
Actually Nick, as you have BM's address you could send him one of these...  eveilgrin:

https://www.amazon.com/Meat-Maniac-Salted-Flying-Termites/dp/B01NCUOX9A
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Re: Tasty and problem-solving recipes
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2019, 10:43:59 PM »
Nah, he has moved and has, for some reason, not revealed his address to me  rubschin:
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Re: Tasty and problem-solving recipes
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2019, 10:50:31 PM »
Nah, he has moved and has, for some reason, not revealed his address to me  rubschin:

Avoiding a critical mass of idiocy and supergubbage you say...  whistle:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.