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The Quackter calls
« on: March 07, 2019, 11:43:46 AM »
Can I come in for some tests and a discussion. Nothing to worry about and no urgency.

I say OK, when?

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Re: The Quackter calls
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2019, 12:40:27 PM »
Can I come in for some tests and a discussion. Nothing to worry about and no urgency.

I say OK, when?

2.00 today?   scared2: scared2: scared2:
Weird and as you say bound to be a bit  scared2:

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Re: The Quackter calls
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2019, 01:47:57 PM »
Can I come in for some tests and a discussion. Nothing to worry about and no urgency.

I say OK, when?

2.00 today?   scared2: scared2: scared2:
Weird and as you say bound to be a bit  scared2:

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Re: The Quackter calls
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2019, 03:08:18 PM »
Going Monday. Said I was a bit busy ("lunch" with Nod  redface:  )
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Re: The Quackter calls
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2019, 03:34:57 PM »
Just been back for another "discusion". He said my liver results are a bit high  redface: and wants more blood tests and a scan  scared2:

He then said, "I think we will do an HIV test at the same time."  Shocked:

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Re: The Quackter calls
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2019, 03:44:17 PM »
Just been back for another "discusion". He said my liver results are a bit high  redface: and wants more blood tests and a scan  scared2:

He then said, "I think we will do an HIV test at the same time."  Shocked:

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You want to drive lorries..??

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Re: The Quackter calls
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2019, 03:48:54 PM »
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Re: The Quackter calls
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2019, 03:59:07 PM »
Just been back for another "discusion". He said my liver results are a bit high  redface: and wants more blood tests and a scan  scared2:

He then said, "I think we will do an HIV test at the same time."  Shocked:

Anyhooo  eastdrink048   redface:

You want to drive lorries..??
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Re: The Quackter calls
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2019, 04:45:36 PM »
Just been back for another "discusion". He said my liver results are a bit high  redface: and wants more blood tests and a scan  scared2:

He then said, "I think we will do an HIV test at the same time."  Shocked:

Anyhooo  eastdrink048   redface:

You want to drive lorries..??
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Re: The Quackter calls
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2019, 09:11:10 AM »
Just been back for another "discusion". He said my liver results are a bit high  redface: and wants more blood tests and a scan  scared2:

He then said, "I think we will do an HIV test at the same time."  Shocked:

Anyhooo  eastdrink048   redface:

You want to drive lorries..??
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I suppose his liver is trucked anyway.
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Re: The Quackter calls
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2019, 09:53:47 AM »
Just been back for another "discusion". He said my liver results are a bit high  redface: and wants more blood tests and a scan  scared2:

He then said, "I think we will do an HIV test at the same time."  Shocked:

Anyhooo  eastdrink048   redface:

You want to drive lorries..??
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I suppose his liver is trucked anyway.

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Re: The Quackter calls
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2020, 06:11:41 PM »
Here we go again!  "Sending you a form. Take it to the hospital and have some blood tests. Routine  scared2:  Specially interested in your liver results  :thumbsup: "

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Re: The Quackter calls
« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2020, 07:59:11 PM »
Here we go again!  "Sending you a form. Take it to the hospital and have some blood tests. Routine  scared2:  Specially interested in your liver results  :thumbsup: "

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Following your tests we recommend bacon with your liver
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Re: The Quackter calls
« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2020, 04:59:41 AM »
Here we go again!  "Sending you a form. Take it to the hospital and have some blood tests. Routine  scared2:  Specially interested in your liver results  :thumbsup: "

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