Happy Birthday Miss I

[Nick]

28 

She's getting all grown up, like 

[Steve]

28 

She's getting all grown up, like 

unlike us?

Happy Birthday to Nick's Italian Job

[Barman]

Isn't it Wenchy's birthday today...? 

[Darwins Selection]

28 

She's getting all grown up, like 

Another couple of years and the Mediterranean gene will kick in.

Her body will change to a spherical shape and the thick moustache will appear.

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

28 

She's getting all grown up, like 

Another couple of years and the Mediterranean gene will kick in.

Her body will change to a spherical shape and the thick moustache will appear.

[Barman]

Cypriot girls are all the same... gorgeous until their 30th birthday then, BOOM! Hello Mum... 

Have you met her Mum...? 

[Nick]

 

[Darwins Selection]

Cypriot girls are all the same... gorgeous until their 30th birthday then, BOOM! Hello Mum... 

Have you met her Mum...? 

As I recall, Cyprus is also in the Mediterranean. 

[Steve]

Cypriot girls are all the same... gorgeous until their 30th birthday then, BOOM! Hello Mum... 

Have you met her Mum...? 

Wasn't Mrs I the person carbon fibre and RSJ's were invented for to make her underwear?


As for Italian women of a certain age, Nah.  Google Sabrina Salerno (and in years before there were Loren and Lollobrigida)   

[Nick]

I do have a pic of her and her mum. It is rather funny, mainly cos of the facial expressions.

[Grumpmeister]

Save it for Miss I Nick, even if Mr Darwin sir swings that way he has his man to do that for him... 

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

Be afraid Mr Darwin sir, be very afraid.... 

[Barman]

Cypriot girls are all the same... gorgeous until their 30th birthday then, BOOM! Hello Mum... 

Have you met her Mum...? 

As I recall, Cyprus is also in the Mediterranean. 

Well, yes but, but...