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Offline Miss Demeanour

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VP Calamities Honour List
« on: November 17, 2018, 11:25:01 AM »
So the list of VP atrocities continues onwards and upwards.

Add to the list The Brat has just rung . After a night out with her mates she has returned to her car to find someone has obviously not managed to park into the space behind her very well.

Her rear bumper has been smacked into with force and cracked open etc.

She of course does not want to claim on insurance as her protected no claims bonus is more precious to her at her age  noooo:

Guess who she thinks is going to cough up .. a couple of weeks before her birthday which she has already asked for money for ...


 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: VP Calamities Honour List
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2018, 11:36:44 AM »
Time to stand firm, Miss D!!
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Re: VP Calamities Honour List
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2018, 11:39:16 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 17, 2018, 11:36:44 AM
Time to stand firm, Miss D!!
Oh yes

Will make a far more interesting story that way
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Re: VP Calamities Honour List
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2018, 11:52:40 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on November 17, 2018, 11:25:01 AM
So the list of VP atrocities continues onwards and upwards.

Add to the list The Brat has just rung . After a night out with her mates she has returned to her car to find someone has obviously not managed to park into the space behind her very well.

Her rear bumper has been smacked into with force and cracked open etc.

She of course does not want to claim on insurance as her protected no claims bonus is more precious to her at her age  noooo:

Guess who she thinks is going to cough up .. a couple of weeks before her birthday which she has already asked for money for ...


 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:


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Miss Piggy wrote off the first car we bought her...  noooo:
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Re: VP Calamities Honour List
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2018, 12:13:30 PM »
When do they become solvent in their own right?  sad32:
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Re: VP Calamities Honour List
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2018, 12:25:28 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on November 17, 2018, 12:13:30 PM
When do they become solvent in their own right?  sad32:
When you die and they inherit what they've left of your money?
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Re: VP Calamities Honour List
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2018, 12:28:08 PM »
Zackly  evil:
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Re: VP Calamities Honour List
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2018, 12:33:10 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on November 17, 2018, 12:13:30 PM
When do they become solvent in their own right?  sad32:

Marry her off!  :thumbsup:
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Re: VP Calamities Honour List
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2018, 12:33:59 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 17, 2018, 12:33:10 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on November 17, 2018, 12:13:30 PM
When do they become solvent in their own right?  sad32:

Marry her off!  :thumbsup:

To the Boy?  rubschin:
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Re: VP Calamities Honour List
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2018, 12:37:03 PM »
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Re: VP Calamities Honour List
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2018, 12:41:00 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 17, 2018, 12:37:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 17, 2018, 12:33:59 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 17, 2018, 12:33:10 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on November 17, 2018, 12:13:30 PM
When do they become solvent in their own right?  sad32:

Marry her off!  :thumbsup:

To the Boy?  rubschin:

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A union of the world's two biggest money pits?  What could possibly go right?
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Re: VP Calamities Honour List
« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2018, 12:43:10 PM »
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Re: VP Calamities Honour List
« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2018, 12:57:55 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on November 17, 2018, 11:25:01 AM
So the list of VP atrocities continues onwards and upwards.

Add to the list The Brat has just rung . After a night out with her mates she has returned to her car to find someone has obviously not managed to park into the space behind her very well.

Her rear bumper has been smacked into with force and cracked open etc.

She of course does not want to claim on insurance as her protected no claims bonus is more precious to her at her age  noooo:

Guess who she thinks is going to cough up .. a couple of weeks before her birthday which she has already asked for money for ...


 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Simples.  angel1

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Re: VP Calamities Honour List
« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2018, 03:19:59 PM »
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Re: VP Calamities Honour List
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2018, 03:40:18 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 17, 2018, 12:57:55 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on November 17, 2018, 11:25:01 AM
So the list of VP atrocities continues onwards and upwards.

Add to the list The Brat has just rung . After a night out with her mates she has returned to her car to find someone has obviously not managed to park into the space behind her very well.

Her rear bumper has been smacked into with force and cracked open etc.

She of course does not want to claim on insurance as her protected no claims bonus is more precious to her at her age  noooo:

Guess who she thinks is going to cough up .. a couple of weeks before her birthday which she has already asked for money for ...


 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Simples.  angel1


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