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The All New Diarrhea Thread
« on: October 17, 2018, 03:42:07 PM »
So, if you have had the raging trots for weeks and nothing the quackter has prescribed has touched it try this simple and immediate cure (does not involve corks).

Cut some pieces of skin from a Pomegranate (two pieces the size of a two bob bit) and chop them into tiny pieces.

Pour on boiling water and infuse for 10 mins.

Drink the resulting liquid and be able to venture more than 5m from the bog for the first time in weeks! :thumbsup:



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Re: The All New Diarrhea Thread
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2018, 03:44:59 PM »
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Re: The All New Diarrhea Thread
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2018, 03:59:10 PM »
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Re: The All New Diarrhea Thread
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2018, 04:20:15 PM »
So, if you have had the raging trots for weeks and nothing the quackter has prescribed has touched it try this simple and immediate cure (does not involve corks).

Cut some pieces of skin from a Pomegranate (two pieces the size of a two bob bit) and chop them into tiny pieces.

Pour on boiling water and infuse for 10 mins.

Drink the resulting liquid and be able to venture more than 5m from the bog for the first time in weeks! :thumbsup:


Changes the problem into continuous projectile vomiting so nothing ever reaches the intestine?
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Re: The All New Diarrhea Thread
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2018, 04:34:41 PM »
So, if you have had the raging trots for weeks and nothing the quackter has prescribed has touched it try this simple and immediate cure (does not involve corks).

Cut some pieces of skin from a Pomegranate (two pieces the size of a two bob bit) and chop them into tiny pieces.

Pour on boiling water and infuse for 10 mins.

Drink the resulting liquid and be able to venture more than 5m from the bog for the first time in weeks! :thumbsup:


Changes the problem into continuous projectile vomiting so nothing ever reaches the intestine?

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Re: The All New Diarrhea Thread
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2018, 04:50:53 PM »
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Re: The All New Diarrhea Thread
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2018, 05:12:41 PM »
Does this thread give us a clue to who done the dirty on the showers at Nick's lock?


As for Pomegranates, google says it's a well known cure but surely Pepto Bismol is easier esp as Darwin points out, Pomegranates give some people the voms  sick2:
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Re: The All New Diarrhea Thread
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2018, 07:10:32 PM »
Does this thread give us a clue to who done the dirty on the showers at Nick's lock?


As for Pomegranates, google says it's a well known cure but surely Pepto Bismol is easier esp as Darwin points out, Pomegranates give some people the voms  sick2:

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Re: The All New Diarrhea Thread
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2018, 08:15:31 PM »
Does this thread give us a clue to who done the dirty on the showers at Nick's lock?


As for Pomegranates, google says it's a well known cure but surely Pepto Bismol is easier esp as Darwin points out, Pomegranates give some people the voms  sick2:

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Re: The All New Diarrhea Thread
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2018, 09:15:49 PM »
What happens if you cut them to different sizes ?? rubschin:
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Re: The All New Diarrhea Thread
« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2018, 05:43:28 AM »
What happens if you cut them to different sizes ?? rubschin:

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Re: The All New Diarrhea Thread
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2018, 04:26:59 PM »
Pink Sis has been in hospital for a week with an "intestinal blockage". They were going to operate but scans reveal a gigantic concrete turd. Laxatives administered and she has spent two days sitting on the bog  ::)

SHe can go home today IF the ambulance has time to get her there before she needs to have a shit again.

I have NO sympathy  redface:
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Re: The All New Diarrhea Thread
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2018, 04:33:41 PM »
Pink Sis has been in hospital for a week with an "intestinal blockage". They were going to operate but scans reveal a gigantic concrete turd. Laxatives administered and she has spent two days sitting on the bog  ::)

SHe can go home today IF the ambulance has time to get her there before she needs to have a shit again.

I have NO sympathy  redface:

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Re: The All New Diarrhea Thread
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2018, 04:37:32 PM »
Shall I get Pink Sis to post one to her?
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Re: The All New Diarrhea Thread
« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2018, 04:40:31 PM »
Shall I get Pink Sis to post one to her?

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