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HAVING YER EARS SET ON FIRE UNEXPECTEDLY
« on: October 02, 2018, 11:32:41 AM »
Went to get my beard trimmed.

Shall I do your eyebrows too, sir?
Yes please


And you have some little hairs on your ears, shall I do those too?
Yes please.

At this point he produced some sort of device with what looked like a cotton ball at the end, set it ON FIRE  and then set my ear hairs ablaze eeek: eeek: eeek:

I can still smell burning hair an hour later  eeek:
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Re: HAVING YER EARS SET ON FIRE UNEXPECTEDLY
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2018, 11:36:39 AM »
Turkish Barber?

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Re: HAVING YER EARS SET ON FIRE UNEXPECTEDLY
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2018, 11:37:23 AM »
He was quite swarthy  rubschin:
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Re: HAVING YER EARS SET ON FIRE UNEXPECTEDLY
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2018, 11:39:56 AM »
Either Turkish or a pirate then.  :thumbsup:

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Re: HAVING YER EARS SET ON FIRE UNEXPECTEDLY
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2018, 11:51:28 AM »
Either Turkish or a pirate then.  :thumbsup:

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Re: HAVING YER EARS SET ON FIRE UNEXPECTEDLY
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2018, 11:52:01 AM »
Went to get my beard trimmed.

Shall I do your eyebrows too, sir?
Yes please


And you have some little hairs on your ears, shall I do those too?
Yes please.

At this point he produced some sort of device with what looked like a cotton ball at the end, set it ON FIRE  and then set my ear hairs ablaze eeek: eeek: eeek:

I can still smell burning hair an hour later  eeek:

Did he stick boiling hot wax up yer nose...?  eeek:
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Re: HAVING YER EARS SET ON FIRE UNEXPECTEDLY
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2018, 04:08:41 PM »
Went to get my beard trimmed.

Shall I do your eyebrows too, sir?
Yes please


And you have some little hairs on your ears, shall I do those too?
Yes please.

At this point he produced some sort of device with what looked like a cotton ball at the end, set it ON FIRE  and then set my ear hairs ablaze eeek: eeek: eeek:

I can still smell burning hair an hour later  eeek:

Did he stick boiling hot wax up yer nose...?  eeek:
Lucky he doesn’t do Brazilians

(he doesn’t does he)


I just get Clair to trim them with here buzzy machine
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: HAVING YER EARS SET ON FIRE UNEXPECTEDLY
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2018, 04:27:09 PM »
Brazilians  eeek:  Machete  scared2:

Miss I had to show me what a Hollywood was  eeek:
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