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Feast or Famine
« on: September 25, 2018, 02:58:00 PM »
Everyone who is self employed know that work is either feast or famine. This year has been mainly famine.

In the last hour I have had two phone calls:

1. Can I be in Ely on the 9th to discuss a contract
2. Can I be in Leamington Spa this week to discuss a contract

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Re: Feast or Famine
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2018, 03:24:17 PM »
Everyone who is self employed know that work is either feast or famine. This year has been mainly famine.

In the last hour I have had two phone calls:

1. Can I be in Ely on the 9th to discuss a contract
2. Can I be in Leamington Spa this week to discuss a contract

 rubschin: :thumbsup:

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Re: Feast or Famine
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2018, 03:25:27 PM »
On recent experience, both will go pear-shaped  noooo:
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Re: Feast or Famine
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2018, 03:33:16 PM »
On recent experience, both will go pear-shaped  noooo:

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Re: Feast or Famine
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2018, 03:35:11 PM »
On recent experience, both will go pear-shaped  noooo:
If at first you don't succeed...
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Re: Feast or Famine
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2018, 03:39:59 PM »
On recent experience, both will go pear-shaped  noooo:
If at first you don't succeed...

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Re: Feast or Famine
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2018, 05:03:06 PM »
On recent experience, both will go pear-shaped  noooo:
Well let's hope not

What's your preference?  Ely, Spa or the first to offer dosh?
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Feast or Famine
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2018, 05:09:26 PM »
Both!!

And I am still working on my fiendish plan  eveilgrin:
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Re: Feast or Famine
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2018, 08:08:08 PM »
On recent experience, both will go pear-shaped  noooo:
If at first you don't succeed...

.........use your contacts to find out  the dirt?
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Re: Feast or Famine
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2018, 01:39:17 PM »
The folk in Leamington Spa are trying to haggle  ::)

Look, you need someone "immediately", you said.
You want to meet me asap, you said.
You want to know how soon I can start (Tuesday, I said)

So why do you want to haggle now? Eh? They can fvck right off. cussing:

Waiting to hear back ::)
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Re: Feast or Famine
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2018, 01:46:17 PM »
The folk in Leamington Spa are trying to haggle  ::)

Look, you need someone "immediately", you said.
You want to meet me asap, you said.
You want to know how soon I can start (Tuesday, I said)

So why do you want to haggle now? Eh? They can fvck right off. cussing:

Waiting to hear back ::)

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Re: Feast or Famine
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2018, 01:49:25 PM »
The folk in Leamington Spa are trying to haggle  ::)

Look, you need someone "immediately", you said.
You want to meet me asap, you said.
You want to know how soon I can start (Tuesday, I said)

So why do you want to haggle now? Eh? They can fvck right off. cussing:

Waiting to hear back ::)

You may want to let slip that there is another establishment who is also interested in your skills...  eveilgrin:
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Re: Feast or Famine
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2018, 01:51:04 PM »
I am keeping that up my sleeve eveilgrin:

They seem to be idiots, but I am accustomed to being surrounded by those   whistle:
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Re: Feast or Famine
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2018, 01:53:06 PM »
I am keeping that up my sleeve eveilgrin:

They seem to be idiots, but I am accustomed to being surrounded by those   whistle:

Given your track record I'm amazed you haven't managed to break one of the mirrors in that hall...  whistle:
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Re: Feast or Famine
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2018, 02:36:32 PM »
I am keeping that up my sleeve eveilgrin:

They seem to be idiots, but I am accustomed to being surrounded by those   whistle:

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