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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new Baggage Handling horrors thread
« Reply #15 on: October 06, 2018, 07:37:02 AM »
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Swissport... ::)

Seems I'm being posted to Bristol for 3 months. Do I need innoculations?

Blimey ..what have you done to upset them ??? rubschin:

We are taking over the easyJet operation there - for some unfathomable reason they decided to send me to help set it up the "new" way. This apparently is a "reward" for being nominated in the "Employee of the Year" awards  :angel:

Is your staff accommodation provided ..airport hotel???
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Re: The all new Baggage Handling horrors thread
« Reply #16 on: October 06, 2018, 07:45:12 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on October 06, 2018, 07:37:02 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on October 05, 2018, 09:35:00 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on October 05, 2018, 06:02:24 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on October 05, 2018, 04:06:52 PM
Swissport... ::)

Seems I'm being posted to Bristol for 3 months. Do I need innoculations?

Blimey ..what have you done to upset them ??? rubschin:

We are taking over the easyJet operation there - for some unfathomable reason they decided to send me to help set it up the "new" way. This apparently is a "reward" for being nominated in the "Employee of the Year" awards  :angel:

Is your staff accommodation provided ..airport hotel???

Details are still a bit sketchy - I was only asked yesterday so the finer points are still to be confirmed, but I would imagine I'll be plonked in the Hampton by Hilton there. Will a suitable daily allowance I hope  eastdrink048
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Re: The all new Baggage Handling horrors thread
« Reply #17 on: October 06, 2018, 07:48:04 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on October 05, 2018, 09:35:00 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on October 05, 2018, 06:02:24 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on October 05, 2018, 04:06:52 PM
Swissport... ::)

Seems I'm being posted to Bristol for 3 months. Do I need innoculations?

Blimey ..what have you done to upset them ??? rubschin:

We are taking over the easyJet operation there - for some unfathomable reason they decided to send me to help set it up the "new" way. This apparently is a "reward" for being nominated in the "Employee of the Year" awards  :angel:
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I spose the rest of the employeees must be pretty crap  whistle:
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Re: The all new Baggage Handling horrors thread
« Reply #18 on: October 06, 2018, 07:49:42 AM »
Quote from: Nick on October 06, 2018, 07:48:04 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on October 05, 2018, 09:35:00 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on October 05, 2018, 06:02:24 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on October 05, 2018, 04:06:52 PM
Swissport... ::)

Seems I'm being posted to Bristol for 3 months. Do I need innoculations?

Blimey ..what have you done to upset them ??? rubschin:

We are taking over the easyJet operation there - for some unfathomable reason they decided to send me to help set it up the "new" way. This apparently is a "reward" for being nominated in the "Employee of the Year" awards  :angel:
#
I spose the rest of the employeees must be pretty crap  whistle:

Button it, numbnuts  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new Baggage Handling horrors thread
« Reply #19 on: October 06, 2018, 08:01:08 AM »
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Re: The all new Baggage Handling horrors thread
« Reply #20 on: October 06, 2018, 10:36:59 AM »
Can we look forward to an all new Bristol City handling horrors thread  ;)
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Re: The all new Baggage Handling horrors thread
« Reply #21 on: October 06, 2018, 01:56:31 PM »
Quote from: Steve on October 06, 2018, 10:36:59 AM
Can we look forward to an all new Bristol City handling horrors thread  ;)

Makes note never to fly into Bristol...  whistle:
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Re: The all new Baggage Handling horrors thread
« Reply #22 on: October 06, 2018, 02:21:04 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 06, 2018, 01:56:31 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 06, 2018, 10:36:59 AM
Can we look forward to an all new Bristol City handling horrors thread  ;)

Makes note never to fly into Bristol...  whistle:
Wasn't it Bristol Airport where a fireman retired and had never fought a real fire in his working life?
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Re: The all new Baggage Handling horrors thread
« Reply #23 on: October 10, 2018, 04:05:42 PM »
Hotel good but no Guinness. Yokel bastards.
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Re: The all new Baggage Handling horrors thread
« Reply #24 on: October 10, 2018, 05:01:56 PM »
I used to park my car under the Cary Grant statue. This is not interesting.
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Re: The all new Baggage Handling horrors thread
« Reply #25 on: October 10, 2018, 05:40:01 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 10, 2018, 05:01:56 PM
I used to park my car under the Cary Grant statue. This is not interesting.
Is that in Bristol? Our hotel is a couple of miles away from the airport and not really near the city centre. Farmland behind it. Smells of slurry.
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Re: The all new Baggage Handling horrors thread
« Reply #26 on: October 10, 2018, 05:55:51 PM »
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Re: The all new Baggage Handling horrors thread
« Reply #27 on: October 10, 2018, 06:32:49 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on October 10, 2018, 05:40:01 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 10, 2018, 05:01:56 PM
I used to park my car under the Cary Grant statue. This is not interesting.
Is that in Bristol? Our hotel is a couple of miles away from the airport and not really near the city centre. Farmland behind it. Smells of slurry.
But safely away from Bristol's worst traffic
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Re: The all new Baggage Handling horrors thread
« Reply #28 on: October 11, 2018, 04:10:27 PM »
Quote from: Steve on October 10, 2018, 06:32:49 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on October 10, 2018, 05:40:01 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 10, 2018, 05:01:56 PM
I used to park my car under the Cary Grant statue. This is not interesting.
Is that in Bristol? Our hotel is a couple of miles away from the airport and not really near the city centre. Farmland behind it. Smells of slurry.
But safely away from Bristol's worst traffic
Was a bit shit at 0800 on Tuesday morning. Leaving for sunny Surrey after breakfast tomorrow.
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Re: The all new Baggage Handling horrors thread
« Reply #29 on: October 11, 2018, 04:23:37 PM »
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