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Offline Uncle Mort

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Too Much Info
« on: August 22, 2018, 03:09:48 PM »
The Qashqai that is.

It's like being in cockpit of a fighter aircraft. The dashboard is giving me so much information it's hard to concentrate on driving. And I've mucked the air-con, I can't seem to get it to cool enough now.  Banghead

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Re: Too Much Info
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2018, 03:13:37 PM »
I prefer need to know. Jim just tells me if he is hot or thirsty
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Re: Too Much Info
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2018, 03:49:12 PM »
Mine tells me everything. Even has an App that tells me if itís locked, fuel level and stuff like this

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Re: Too Much Info
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2018, 03:52:10 PM »
DO they supply the car with an anorak for the owner?  ::)
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Re: Too Much Info
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2018, 04:05:54 PM »
Mine tells me everything. Even has an App that tells me if itís locked, fuel level and stuff like this




Mine showed me tyre pressures, who cares.  noooo: It's not as if its my car ;)

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Re: Too Much Info
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2018, 04:08:07 PM »
If it makes a funny noise just turn the radio up  :thumbsup:

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Re: Too Much Info
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2018, 04:13:57 PM »
If it makes a funny noise just turn the radio up  :thumbsup:

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Do you like stew?

What vintage?

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Re: Too Much Info
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2018, 04:18:06 PM »
His basic DNA dates back to 1998  redface:
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Re: Too Much Info
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2018, 05:52:38 PM »
Mine tells me everything. Even has an App that tells me if itís locked, fuel level and stuff like this




Mine showed me tyre pressures, who cares.  noooo: It's not as if its my car ;)
But that was mine showing me it on the phone

Best thing is it tells me if it's locked when I'm away from it in a pub or whatever and lets me decide to lock it from same

Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Too Much Info
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2018, 05:53:48 PM »
I just lock mine  ::)
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Re: Too Much Info
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2018, 05:56:28 PM »
I just lock mine  ::)
Yes of course you always do  ::)

If stories of Jim are to be believed you needn't bother
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Re: Too Much Info
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2018, 05:58:56 PM »
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Re: Too Much Info
« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2018, 06:19:56 PM »
The Qashqai that is.

It's like being in cockpit of a fighter aircraft. The dashboard is giving me so much information it's hard to concentrate on driving. And I've mucked the air-con, I can't seem to get it to cool enough now.  Banghead

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Re: Too Much Info
« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2018, 01:13:53 PM »
Been on youtube, learnt how to change the information display. Got rid of tyre pressures, it now shows MPH  :thumbsup:


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Re: Too Much Info
« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2018, 03:22:16 PM »
Been on youtube, learnt how to change the information display. Got rid of tyre pressures, it now shows MPH  :thumbsup:
If it's a Nissan I bet it reads 10% fast
Well, whatever nevermind