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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Reporting faults
« on: August 15, 2018, 10:45:26 AM »
So today we have some photocopier engineer who has been battling away with a machine in the corner of our office for many hours.
He was becoming more and more exasperated and obviously felt he needed to escalate higher with his bosses so got on the phone to them.
He then spent ages trying to find the words to explain the technical issues.  After a while he completely lost the plot and shouted out …it’s high pitched and just keeps going eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…it goes eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…it goes eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think the machine won  lol:
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Re: Reporting faults
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2018, 10:49:15 AM »


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Re: Reporting faults
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2018, 10:51:23 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on August 15, 2018, 10:45:26 AM
So today we have some photocopier engineer who has been battling away with a machine in the corner of our office for many hours.
He was becoming more and more exasperated and obviously felt he needed to escalate higher with his bosses so got on the phone to them.
He then spent ages trying to find the words to explain the technical issues.  After a while he completely lost the plot and shouted out …it’s high pitched and just keeps going eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…it goes eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…it goes eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think the machine won  lol:

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Re: Reporting faults
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2018, 10:51:37 AM »
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Re: Reporting faults
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2018, 12:47:59 PM »
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Re: Reporting faults
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2018, 12:49:00 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on August 15, 2018, 10:45:26 AM
So today we have some photocopier engineer who has been battling away with a machine in the corner of our office for many hours.
He was becoming more and more exasperated and obviously felt he needed to escalate higher with his bosses so got on the phone to them.
He then spent ages trying to find the words to explain the technical issues.  After a while he completely lost the plot and shouted out …it’s high pitched and just keeps going eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…it goes eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…it goes eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think the machine won  lol:
scared2:  if this continues the machines will take over the world
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Re: Reporting faults
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2018, 12:51:44 PM »
Robo-vac  scared2:

We could all get sucked into oblivion.........
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Re: Reporting faults
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2018, 12:57:27 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2018, 12:51:44 PM
Robo-vac  scared2:

We could all get sucked into oblivion.........

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Re: Reporting faults
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2018, 01:00:56 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2018, 12:51:44 PM
Robo-vac  scared2:

We could all get sucked into oblivion.........
scared2: scared2:
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Re: Reporting faults
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2018, 04:25:04 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 15, 2018, 12:57:27 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2018, 12:51:44 PM
Robo-vac  scared2:

We could all get sucked into oblivion.........

 eeek:

 scared2:

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Oh no, we were warned at technical college about those perverts who enjoy being sucked by a vacuum cleaner...  noooo:

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Oh God, don't tell me that's why he keeps staring at me....  scared2:

This isn't fair, do you know how bloody difficult it is to dig an escape tunnel without hands...  sad24:

 noooo:
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Re: Reporting faults
« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2018, 04:58:55 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 15, 2018, 04:25:04 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 15, 2018, 12:57:27 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2018, 12:51:44 PM
Robo-vac  scared2:

We could all get sucked into oblivion.........

 eeek:

 scared2:

Quote from: Robovac
Oh no, we were warned at technical college about those perverts who enjoy being sucked by a vacuum cleaner...  noooo:

 rubschin:

Oh God, don't tell me that's why he keeps staring at me....  scared2:

This isn't fair, do you know how bloody difficult it is to dig an escape tunnel without hands...  sad24:

 noooo:

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Re: Reporting faults
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2018, 02:47:30 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2018, 12:51:44 PM
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Re: Reporting faults
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2018, 02:53:00 PM »
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Re: Reporting faults
« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2019, 04:49:27 PM »
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This youtube thingy has a lot of interesting stuff on it. I now have a plan for dealing with the strange bucket wearing pervert...  eveilgrin:

http://youtu.be/O6eDfgB3nC4


*Note to self - send black suit to cleaners..;*

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Re: Reporting faults
« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2019, 04:51:16 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 03, 2019, 04:49:27 PM
Quote from: Robovac
This youtube thingy has a lot of interesting stuff on it. I now have a plan for dealing with the strange bucket wearing pervert...  eveilgrin:

http://youtu.be/O6eDfgB3nC4


*Note to self - send black suit to cleaners..;*

 noooo:


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