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Offline Grumpmeister

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The all new Steve needs a hobby thread.
« on: August 14, 2018, 09:02:25 PM »
Quote from: Steve on August 14, 2018, 03:32:43 PM
But what next indeed?  I retired in 2012 and a mix of holidays, 2 extensions and issues with 3 aged relatives (all now brown bread) have kept us busy enough since then.

I could take up gardening but FFS it's a pastime best delegated.  Nick will probably extol the virtues of lock keeping and cat sitting but the words no no NO! come to mind.  A quadcopter?   noooo:

Robbing banks then

It seems that in order to keep Steve on the straight and narrow we need to come up with suggestions to keep him occupied....  rubschin:


(Asking this bunch to come up with hobby ideas, what's the worst that could happen....  scared2: )
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Re: The all new Steve needs a hobby thread.
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2018, 09:10:34 PM »
I need a man servant  rubschin:
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Re: The all new Steve needs a hobby thread.
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2018, 09:27:52 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on August 14, 2018, 09:10:34 PM
I need a man servant  rubschin:

Your man not following your demands suggestions then...  scared:
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Re: The all new Steve needs a hobby thread.
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2018, 08:11:28 AM »
What was wrong with the robbing banks plan?
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Re: The all new Steve needs a hobby thread.
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2018, 08:14:45 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on August 14, 2018, 09:10:34 PM
I need a man servant  rubschin:
rubschin:

Cobnut, Bonni and Pippi might veto that idea
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Re: The all new Steve needs a hobby thread.
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2018, 08:16:13 AM »
Quote from: Steve on August 15, 2018, 08:11:28 AM
What was wrong with the robbing banks plan?

Dressed in a burqa...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new Steve needs a hobby thread.
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2018, 08:20:19 AM »
Quote from: Steve on August 15, 2018, 08:11:28 AM
What was wrong with the robbing banks plan?

You announced it on t'interweb first.... That's the kind of thing that gets you an honorary Criminal Mongstermind award...  noooo:
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Re: The all new Steve needs a hobby thread.
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2018, 10:20:56 AM »
Quote from: Steve on August 15, 2018, 08:14:45 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on August 14, 2018, 09:10:34 PM
I need a man servant  rubschin:
rubschin:

Cobnut, Bonni and Pippi might veto that idea

Are they your alter egos???
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Re: The all new Steve needs a hobby thread.
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2018, 04:15:47 PM »
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Re: The all new Steve needs a hobby thread.
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2018, 04:17:22 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 15, 2018, 08:20:19 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 15, 2018, 08:11:28 AM
What was wrong with the robbing banks plan?

You announced it on t'interweb first.... That's the kind of thing that gets you an honorary Criminal Mongstermind award...  noooo:
could have been a double bluff?

(as if I have the wit for that)

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Re: The all new Steve needs a hobby thread.
« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2018, 04:18:42 PM »
A college I work with has a qualification in dog-walking  eeek:  If you get enough dogs at once you can make £40 an hour  whistle:
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Re: The all new Steve needs a hobby thread.
« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2018, 05:28:55 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2018, 04:18:42 PM
A college I work with has a qualification in dog-walking  eeek:  If you get enough dogs at once you can make £40 an hour  whistle:
Selling them to Korean restaurants?




(I'll get me coat)
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Re: The all new Steve needs a hobby thread.
« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2018, 06:48:29 PM »
How long is the course to enable you to be able to walk a dog?? noooo:

Does it have a long lead in time???
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Re: The all new Steve needs a hobby thread.
« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2018, 06:49:09 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on August 15, 2018, 06:48:29 PM
How long is the course to enable you to be ankle to walk a day?? noooo:

Does it have a long lead in time???

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new Steve needs a hobby thread.
« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2018, 06:52:49 PM »
 ::)

You won't want to know about the Bournville College creme-egg testing course then..... whistle:
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