Coffee v. coffee

[Grumpmeister]

Amazon have been suggesting coffees for me for a while now and 2 have caught my attention.

Firstly I give you Lucifers Roast. Low acidity and 7 times as much caffeine as regular coffee - let the mayhem commence *cue evil laughter* 



Apparently it's a perfect rescue for me in the morning so I'm going to have to try it now 



https://www.amazon.co.uk/LUCIFERS-ROAST-2-2lb-strong-coffee/dp/B07HJRYSTF/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3JYC9U9MJ75RU&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.7rNuHJ5_nCRTjidiDaW5cw.ZNSoP-ebUlyLZrX0KOyFlY-5hPw4QAStkUpp5Zkzb_w&dib_tag=se&keywords=lucifer%27s%2Broast%2Bground&qid=1721780591&sprefix=lucifer%27s%2Broast%2Caps%2C65&sr=8-1&th=1

And the second one is Brown bear Mystery Ground Coffee. Mainly because I'm curious as to just what the hell mystery zero Waste wonky ground coffee may turn out to be 

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Brown-Bear-Mystery-Ground-donated/dp/B09MDMC538/ref=sr_1_9_sspa?crid=3JYC9U9MJ75RU&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.7rNuHJ5_nCRTjidiDaW5cw.ZNSoP-ebUlyLZrX0KOyFlY-5hPw4QAStkUpp5Zkzb_w&dib_tag=se&keywords=lucifer%27s+roast+ground&qid=1721780591&sprefix=lucifer%27s+roast%2Caps%2C65&sr=8-9-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9tdGY&psc=1

[Steve]

You keep taking this nuclear weapons grade coffee and you might go 

[Grumpmeister]

Went online to order some of the Lucifers to find that its out of stock and they don't know when it will next be available. DAMN YOU AMAZON, WHY DO YOU TORTURE ME SO!