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Offline Nick

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Dead actors
« on: June 25, 2018, 02:16:30 PM »
My only TV addiction is NCIS, but the series has spawned many spin offs. Every episode involves investigating the discovery of a corpse.

Thinking of the Boy's future career as a thespian. it occurs to me that some actors may only ever get parts as corpses. He did once. I went to see the play and he was dead throughout (I congratulated him on his performance afterwards).

Are there professional corpses? rubschin:
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Re: Dead actors
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2018, 02:32:01 PM »
I believe they call a collection of them the House of Lords...  rubschin:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Dead actors
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2018, 02:33:26 PM »
I could sell my services to Hollywood in advance, get myself embalmed (in due course) and make a good living (so to speak).

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Re: Dead actors
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2018, 02:40:26 PM »
Add some make up then stagger around looking clueless and vacant moaning every so often...





It's a shame you didn't think of this when The Walking Dead first started, you sound like a natural zombie actor...  :thumbsup:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Dead actors
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2018, 02:45:06 PM »
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Re: Dead actors
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2018, 04:05:54 PM »
Playing dead is very difficult, especially if if an autopsy is involved.

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Re: Dead actors
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2018, 04:06:50 PM »
I could sell my services to Hollywood in advance, get myself embalmed (in due course) and make a good living (so to speak).

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But they wouldn't be able to.pay you as once you are dead you bank account also dies with you .

You could work for cash only but the rigormortis would impact on your ability to collect that !
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Re: Dead actors
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2018, 04:07:30 PM »
Playing dead is very difficult, especially if if an autopsy is involved.

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Re: Dead actors
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2018, 04:13:12 PM »
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Re: Dead actors
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2018, 06:50:43 PM »
Playing dead is very difficult, especially if if an autopsy is involved.

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Re: Dead actors
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2018, 06:51:38 PM »
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