Middle lane hoggers and bastard tailgating BMW drivers

[Nick]

The M1 today was full of both these types 

[Barman]

The M1 today was full of both these types 

When wasn't it...?

[Nick]

I was doing about 95 in the outside lane (other two lanes full) and TWICE some BMW idiots shot up from nowhere at well over 110 and gave me the finger. They are utter idiots.

And the old lady wheelclutcher in an empty section doing 60 in the middle lane 

[Steve]

I used to work for a company that made aircraft machine guns, I often wondered if they'd miss one if I got it fitted to my car so I could blast these bastards to hell

It'd be better than they deserved

[Nick]

My dead friend Sammi    had a little thing in her car that had three buttons and simulated the sounds of machine guns, bombs and missiles for just this purpose 

I bought one too 

[Barman]

I used to work for a company that made aircraft machine guns, I often wondered if they'd miss one if I got it fitted to my car so I could blast these bastards to hell

It'd be better than they deserved

Oh god, how many times have I pressed the imaginary red button and shouted, "takatakatakatakatakataka".... 

[Nick]

Robert Shaw 

[Steve]

I used to work for a company that made aircraft machine guns, I often wondered if they'd miss one if I got it fitted to my car so I could blast these bastards to hell

It'd be better than they deserved

Oh god, how many times have I pressed the imaginary red button and shouted, "takatakatakatakatakataka".... 

We all do

And then there's Phasers