Mrs Nick loses the plot

[Nick]

So The Boy needs a haircut to restore his vision and also a pair of new school shoes. Mrs Nick agrees to take responsibility for these tasks whilst I do something else.

She set off 15 minutes ago. I have just found him sitting here watching TV

[GROWLER]

So The Boy needs a haircut to restore his vision and also a pair of new school shoes. Mrs Nick agrees to take responsibility for these tasks whilst I do something else.

She set off 15 minutes ago. I have just found him sitting here watching TV

She'll be back shortly, with a pair of hairdressers scissors and a selection of Doc Martins for him to try on....you cynical old bastard.

[Nick]

She did come back and dragged him out of the house. She was muttering something or other, but I closed my ears.

[Barman]

So The Boy needs a haircut to restore his vision and also a pair of new school shoes. Mrs Nick agrees to take responsibility for these tasks whilst I do something else.

She set off 15 minutes ago. I have just found him sitting here watching TV

[GROWLER]

She IS a clone of Mrs Growler, and I claim my free weekend break away from her.

[Nick]

I do think you ought to build your own roller coaster at the swamp. Why aren't you up there anyhow?

[Snoopy]

<Snigger>









PS T'Lad's toe nail fell off this morning. He is limping somewhat.

[GROWLER]

I do think you ought to build your own roller coaster at the swamp. Why aren't you up there anyhow?

Cus I've been out since the crack of dawn without any brekky...well, 8:30 to be precise  .... charging around Asda, and then chasing a non exsistant Mini Cooper that was supposed to be in one place for me to do a 20 minute job on, but wasn't there, then having to find it in Chester and THEN bloody well wait for it while they broke the rear 1/4 panel that they were trying to mend, and THEN having to wait to get driven back to the  Mini center @ 2 Mlls to retrieve my stuff to fix it when it finally arrived back where it should have been in the first palce.
Does that make sense?

In a nutshell, I'm running late and feel like a bag of shite at the moment. A little lie down, nose bag and some F1 qualifying to watch, and I'll be down later laden with hammers drills paint and enthusaism.

[Nick]

It is the Country Fair this weekend you know!

I'll be down later laden with hammers drills paint and enthusaism

So you are going to build one. 

[GROWLER]

It is the Country Fair this weekend you know!

Yea, full of tree hugging, plant admiring, green wellie wearing knob rots too.

[Nick]

We are walking over there later. That way you don't have to pay to get in!

[Snoopy]

We are walking over there later. That way you don't have to pay to get in!

Also that will break in the new shoes and give you all day tomorrow to treat the resulting blisters before school on Monday.

[Nick]

Regreetably school is Tuesday, according to the MILF from the LEA. I have to have a meeting with her on Tuesday morning . Perhaps I should tell her to do up that button on her blouse, but then again....

[Snoopy]

Regreetably school is Tuesday, according to the MILF from the LEA. I have to have a meeting with her on Tuesday morning . Perhaps I should tell her to do up that button on her blouse, but then again....

(i) even longer for the blisters to heal then
(ii) NO! a gentleman would never do such a thing 

[Nick]

Even The Boy complimented her on her looks yesterday . She went a bit pink when he guessed her age as 30. He also dispensed some advice about getting her husband to take her out on Saturday nights. It was all a but odd.