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Offline apc2010

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Re: Weddings and funerals
« Reply #15 on: January 06, 2018, 08:45:19 PM »
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Re: Weddings and funerals
« Reply #16 on: January 06, 2018, 08:46:35 PM »
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Re: Weddings and funerals
« Reply #17 on: January 06, 2018, 09:00:14 PM »
Anyhoo, it's rather good, especially if you like inserting macabre jokes into weddings  eveilgrin:

Let me put it this way:

if you came to lay

your sleeping head

against my arm or sleeve,

and if my arm went dead,

or if I had to take my leave

at midnight, I should rather

cleave it from the joint or seam

than make a scene

or bring you round.

There,

how does that sound?

Shite.
Exactly
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Re: Weddings and funerals
« Reply #18 on: January 07, 2018, 06:08:29 PM »
I despair of engineers  noooo: noooo:
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Re: Weddings and funerals
« Reply #19 on: January 07, 2018, 09:34:12 PM »
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Re: Weddings and funerals
« Reply #20 on: February 06, 2018, 11:59:32 AM »
Inexplicably, the happy couple now want me to read a poem about PENGUINS! Shrugs:
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Re: Weddings and funerals
« Reply #21 on: February 06, 2018, 12:41:59 PM »
Inexplicably, the happy couple now want me to read a poem about PENGUINS! Shrugs:
You could put a line in about smelling like fish
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Re: Weddings and funerals
« Reply #22 on: February 06, 2018, 12:46:13 PM »
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Re: Weddings and funerals
« Reply #23 on: February 06, 2018, 03:35:54 PM »
Inexplicably, the happy couple now want me to read a poem about PENGUINS! Shrugs:
"Other chocolate biscuits are also available"
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Re: Weddings and funerals
« Reply #24 on: February 06, 2018, 04:27:31 PM »
Inexplicably, the happy couple now want me to read a poem about PENGUINS! Shrugs:
"Other chocolate biscuits are also available"

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Re: Weddings and funerals
« Reply #25 on: February 06, 2018, 04:58:19 PM »
Inexplicably, the happy couple now want me to read a poem about PENGUINS! Shrugs:
"Other chocolate biscuits are also available"

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Re: Weddings and funerals
« Reply #26 on: February 06, 2018, 07:03:01 PM »
Inexplicably, the happy couple now want me to read a poem about PENGUINS! Shrugs:

Is it because the male penguin will spend years frozen out ???
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Re: Weddings and funerals
« Reply #27 on: February 06, 2018, 07:04:55 PM »
Speak for yerself. I manage to keep my pecker up  angel1
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Re: Weddings and funerals
« Reply #28 on: February 06, 2018, 08:45:26 PM »
Speak for yerself. I manage to keep my pecker up  angel1




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Re: Weddings and funerals
« Reply #29 on: February 06, 2018, 08:48:39 PM »
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Miss I will soon be here to warm me up  cloud9:
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