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Re: The all new BM and LL's catastrophic adventures down under thread
« Reply #390 on: April 02, 2018, 07:15:27 AM »
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Re: The all new BM and LL's catastrophic adventures down under thread
« Reply #391 on: April 02, 2018, 07:21:27 AM »
I don't believe they still fall for this shit!  lol: lol: lol:

Over the tannoy they have just made a call for Miss Issipy Delta! happy001
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Re: The all new BM and LL's catastrophic adventures down under thread
« Reply #392 on: April 02, 2018, 07:22:43 AM »
and in the bogs there is a sign that says you shouldn't wash your hands in the urinal as the water is recycled...  noooo:
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Re: The all new BM and LL's catastrophic adventures down under thread
« Reply #393 on: April 02, 2018, 09:32:22 AM »
Had a fab day around the harbour...

...and just booked to watch the Australian Rules Football on Sunday!  cloud9:
:thumbsup:  report and pics please

Where do they play?
Twas a bugger getting tickets!  eeek:

It is only the local team, Sydney Swans vs Port Adelaide Power...

Game is at Sydney Cricket Ground, Moore Park...



SCG eh  :thumbsup:  Never done that or an Aussie Rules game


Some random pictures from the 50,000 I took at the match...

* chucks $35 Sydney Swans baseball cap in bin *










:thumbsup: Brilliant thanks.  Am jealous on several levels. 

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Re: The all new BM and LL's catastrophic adventures down under thread
« Reply #394 on: April 02, 2018, 09:33:59 AM »
Check in at Sydney airport....

Check-in girl: Where are you flying to today?
LL: I'm going to see my sister in New Zealand!
Check-in girl: facepalm:
BM: facepalm:
And from several thousand miles away: facepalm:

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Re: The all new BM and LL's catastrophic adventures down under thread
« Reply #395 on: April 03, 2018, 12:33:22 AM »
Great flight to Auckland...

Managed to clear immigration and customs without collecting our cases from the carousel... facepalm:

Three hours later....  Banghead
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Re: The all new BM and LL's catastrophic adventures down under thread
« Reply #396 on: April 03, 2018, 06:35:21 AM »
How?
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« Reply #397 on: April 03, 2018, 07:20:43 AM »
How?

Fuck knows... Shrugs:

So, we get off the plane and pass through the electronic passport scanning...

On the other side there is a monitor that says the Sydney flight luggage is on carousel 6. We are standing at carousel 1...

So we walk down past carousel 2, past carousel 3, past carousel 4, past carousel 5 and between us and carousel 6 is a mahoosive customs wumman who says, "JOIN THAT LINE". So we join the line...

Immigration is simple, couple of questions then we are through... we have to put our carry-on bags through the X-Ray machine, get sniffed by the drugs dog and then woo-hooo, we are, um in the arrivals hall, being met but with no luggage...

So, we can't go back into the customs hall, we are directed outside and to the handling agent... which is closed... Press (repeatedly) the 24 hour call bell but nothing, the plane was late arriving so we are like 2:30am in the dark and nothing... I head back to the terminal and find the tallest security officer you have ever seen in your life!

The security officer takes me back outside and waves his pass in front of a scanner which miraculously produces an employee who then goes off to find our luggage - the automatic door closes and we are trapped in a 2m x 2m 'waiting room' waiting for numpty to find our luggage and take it to security where it was all opened and inspected... God knows what time we got to bed...

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Re: The all new BM and LL's catastrophic adventures down under thread
« Reply #398 on: April 03, 2018, 07:28:16 AM »
Oh noes  eeek:

But also  happy001 happy001 happy001

Still, good to know you always do what a wumman tells ya  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new BM and LL's catastrophic adventures down under thread
« Reply #399 on: April 03, 2018, 07:31:16 AM »
Oh noes  eeek:

But also  happy001 happy001 happy001

Still, good to know you always do what a wumman tells ya  :thumbsup:

I felt like Nick...  noooo:
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Re: The all new BM and LL's catastrophic adventures down under thread
« Reply #400 on: April 03, 2018, 07:50:56 AM »
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Re: The all new BM and LL's catastrophic adventures down under thread
« Reply #403 on: April 03, 2018, 08:27:03 AM »
Good job you weren't carrying any cheese  cussing:
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Re: The all new BM and LL's catastrophic adventures down under thread
« Reply #404 on: April 03, 2018, 08:35:44 AM »
Good job you weren't carrying any cheese  cussing:
:thumbsup:

We need a customs horror stories thread.   I could explain the time I got stopped walking back through customs in the USA
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