The all new BM and LL's catastrophic adventures down under thread

[Nick]

Alton Towers turn you upside down at the exit to shake the last bits of change out of yer trousers 

[Barman]

Alton Towers turn you upside down at the exit to shake the last bits of change out of yer trousers 

 

[Barman]

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Excellent

Your camera or theirs?

Theirs... Unfortunately you are not allowed to take your own action cam - I wanted to mount mine forward facing but you have to leave everything in a locker at the start point... 

Same as the bridge. They don’t want your camera falling and killing some one looking up saying “what the fuck is that thi <splat>”

That way do you have to buy their  film of your experience too ?

A bit liking going to the theme parks and taking a picture of your picture after a scary ride as you do not want to pay £10 , or some such other extortionate amount 

Other people do that???

[Barman]

Lazy day today - mostly around the pool at the hotel although we may squeeze in Van Gogh Alive - The Experience this arvo as it is just up the road... 

Taxis have been great here - they are all Toyota Camrys and in perfect condition - we had a Hybrid yesterday. All the drivers a forrin of course but they know their stuff. Think we only got ripped once, the journey back (the driver didn't know where the hotel was so he had to get his sat nag to direct) being significantly shorter and cheaper than the journey there...

I'd love to have a go at driving here - it is like organised road racing! The only downside is that red traffic lights last forever! Haven't seen any accidents nor an obvious presence of the police...

Off at 6pm, flight at 9:30...

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

You didn't have to read it... 

[Nick]

By the time I had read it, it was too late 

[Barman]

By the time I had read it, it was too late 

I'll give you a refund of your membership fee then...

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Too late, the offer has expired... 

[Barman]

Sorted, we are off here this arvo...

[Nick]

I thought he was dead 

[Steve]

Lazy day today - mostly around the pool at the hotel although we may squeeze in Van Gogh Alive - The Experience this arvo as it is just up the road... 

Taxis have been great here - they are all Toyota Camrys and in perfect condition - we had a Hybrid yesterday. All the drivers a forrin of course but they know their stuff. Think we only got ripped once, the journey back (the driver didn't know where the hotel was so he had to get his sat nag to direct) being significantly shorter and cheaper than the journey there...

I'd love to have a go at driving here - it is like organised road racing! The only downside is that red traffic lights last forever! Haven't seen any accidents nor an obvious presence of the police...

Off at 6pm, flight at 9:30...

The 'always leave wanting to stay another day' approach?

[Barman]

I thought he was dead 

On my list... 

[Barman]

Lazy day today - mostly around the pool at the hotel although we may squeeze in Van Gogh Alive - The Experience this arvo as it is just up the road... 

Taxis have been great here - they are all Toyota Camrys and in perfect condition - we had a Hybrid yesterday. All the drivers a forrin of course but they know their stuff. Think we only got ripped once, the journey back (the driver didn't know where the hotel was so he had to get his sat nag to direct) being significantly shorter and cheaper than the journey there...

I'd love to have a go at driving here - it is like organised road racing! The only downside is that red traffic lights last forever! Haven't seen any accidents nor an obvious presence of the police...

Off at 6pm, flight at 9:30...

The 'always leave wanting to stay another day' approach?

Yes...