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Re: The all new BM and LL's catastrophic adventures down under thread
« Reply #210 on: March 21, 2018, 10:12:58 AM »
Only four more sleeps!  eeek:

Blooming heck  eeek:

Have an amazing time - I'm sure you will  :thumbsup:

And what are the emergency plans  to prevent Nick from gubbing everything ???  scared2: scared2: scared2:

Thanks!  :thumbsup:

Nick doesn't know where we live and we don't have a doormat anyway...  ;)
And it's how difficult to turn up in Smug Central and ask "where does the man with the quadcopter/bucket head/Olde Panjero/Lidl VIP account/ live?"

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Re: The all new BM and LL's catastrophic adventures down under thread
« Reply #211 on: March 22, 2018, 07:48:03 PM »
Given that we know that Baldymort is a 'tad accident prone', it could be worth setting up a pub sweepstake on how long in to the holiday it takes for this to happen to him.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5531987/Hotel-guest-gets-testicles-trapped-plastic-chair-Spain.html
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« Reply #212 on: March 22, 2018, 07:52:27 PM »
I can hardly wait for the disasters. Starting at the airport  razz:
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« Reply #213 on: March 22, 2018, 08:05:18 PM »
Given that we know that Baldymort is a 'tad accident prone', it could be worth setting up a pub sweepstake on how long in to the holiday it takes for this to happen to him.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5531987/Hotel-guest-gets-testicles-trapped-plastic-chair-Spain.html

I'm not going to Spain... ::)
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« Reply #214 on: March 22, 2018, 08:05:40 PM »
I can hardly wait for the disasters. Starting at the airport  razz:

All checked in like!  :thumbsup:
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« Reply #215 on: March 22, 2018, 08:06:46 PM »
The lads are putting on the Boots of Trampling  :thumbsup:
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« Reply #216 on: March 22, 2018, 08:07:05 PM »
The lads are putting on the Boots of Trampling  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new BM and LL's catastrophic adventures down under thread
« Reply #217 on: March 22, 2018, 08:08:11 PM »
Given that we know that Baldymort is a 'tad accident prone', it could be worth setting up a pub sweepstake on how long in to the holiday it takes for this to happen to him.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5531987/Hotel-guest-gets-testicles-trapped-plastic-chair-Spain.html

I'm not going to Spain... ::)

But you are staying in hotels....  whistle:
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Re: The all new BM and LL's catastrophic adventures down under thread
« Reply #218 on: March 22, 2018, 08:10:05 PM »
Given that we know that Baldymort is a 'tad accident prone', it could be worth setting up a pub sweepstake on how long in to the holiday it takes for this to happen to him.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5531987/Hotel-guest-gets-testicles-trapped-plastic-chair-Spain.html

I'm not going to Spain... ::)

But you are staying in hotels....  whistle:

They won't be having plastic chairs...  noooo:
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Re: The all new BM and LL's catastrophic adventures down under thread
« Reply #219 on: March 22, 2018, 08:25:58 PM »
Given that we know that Baldymort is a 'tad accident prone', it could be worth setting up a pub sweepstake on how long in to the holiday it takes for this to happen to him.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5531987/Hotel-guest-gets-testicles-trapped-plastic-chair-Spain.html

I'm not going to Spain... ::)

But you are staying in hotels....  whistle:

They won't be having plastic chairs...  noooo:

Doesn't have to be cheap plastic, could be a wooden chair or even a shower chair...  noooo:
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« Reply #220 on: March 22, 2018, 08:28:41 PM »
Given that we know that Baldymort is a 'tad accident prone', it could be worth setting up a pub sweepstake on how long in to the holiday it takes for this to happen to him.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5531987/Hotel-guest-gets-testicles-trapped-plastic-chair-Spain.html

I'm not going to Spain... ::)

But you are staying in hotels....  whistle:

They won't be having plastic chairs...  noooo:

Doesn't have to be cheap plastic, could be a wooden chair or even a shower chair...  noooo:

I don't need a shower chair!  cussing:
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Re: The all new BM and LL's catastrophic adventures down under thread
« Reply #221 on: March 22, 2018, 09:17:50 PM »
Given that we know that Baldymort is a 'tad accident prone', it could be worth setting up a pub sweepstake on how long in to the holiday it takes for this to happen to him.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5531987/Hotel-guest-gets-testicles-trapped-plastic-chair-Spain.html

I'm not going to Spain... ::)

But you are staying in hotels....  whistle:

They won't be having plastic chairs...  noooo:

Doesn't have to be cheap plastic, could be a wooden chair or even a shower chair...  noooo:

I don't need a shower chair!  cussing:


I never said that you needed one, I was just giving examples of other chairs that would likely be slatted in such a way as to be able to catch yourself in.  noooo:
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Re: The all new BM and LL's catastrophic adventures down under thread
« Reply #222 on: March 22, 2018, 09:26:26 PM »
Like that bloke who died in the cinema when he got his head trapped, like  :thumbsup:
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« Reply #223 on: March 23, 2018, 05:17:18 AM »
Like that bloke who died in the cinema when he got his head trapped, like  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new BM and LL's catastrophic adventures down under thread
« Reply #224 on: March 23, 2018, 11:27:21 AM »
LL says she is, "trying not to pack too much"... facepalm:



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