Annual Christmas Present Horror

[Nick]

Actor: sorted  Apart from deodorant 
Sisters: ritual exchange of cancelling out gift vouchers 
Late Mrs Nick (yes, I do): helpfully informs me today that choc is fattening. Right then, soap.

Um, that's it 

Might get summat for the vicar's daughter 

Miss I has burfday on 24th and that is taken care of 

[apc2010]

Is mine a car .......

[Nick]

One each from TMR's dealer!!

[Miss Demeanour]

I accept cash, cheques and gift vouchers 

[Nick]

I have arranged for both sisters to get a £20 Amazon voucher delivered on Christmas Day.

Today they have both asked if I want the same.

What is the point???

[Miss Demeanour]

 

Surely a man of your means should be spending more on them than they on you 

[Nick]

 

WOuld you like a gift wrapped fish? I can post it second class 

[Steve]

I have arranged for both sisters to get a £20 Amazon voucher delivered on Christmas Day.

Today they have both asked if I want the same.

What is the point???

Was that really the best idea you could come up with?   

[Nick]

We do it every year 

[Miss Demeanour]

WOuld you like a gift wrapped fish? I can post it second class 

oh yes 

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

WOuld you like a gift wrapped fish? I can post it second class 

oh yes 

Nah, it's a red herring

[Barman]

WOuld you like a gift wrapped fish? I can post it second class 

oh yes 

Nah, it's a red herring

 

[Darwins Selection]

WOuld you like a gift wrapped fish? I can post it second class 

"Don't tell him Pike"

[Nick]