Nod's Adventures

[apc2010]

Well! Nod and I had some adventures in Spain pre pandemic and he particularly liked Granada.

Anticipating his demise he suddenly declared that he wishes to return to Granada once more before he dies. If I book flights, trains/cars and accommodation he will pay for the entire trip.

What can possibly go wrong?

 



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[Barman]

Well! Nod and I had some adventures in Spain pre pandemic and he particularly liked Granada.

Anticipating his demise he suddenly declared that he wishes to return to Granada once more before he dies. If I book flights, trains/cars and accommodation he will pay for the entire trip.

What can possibly go wrong?

[Steve]

Well! Nod and I had some adventures in Spain pre pandemic and he particularly liked Granada.

Anticipating his demise he suddenly declared that he wishes to return to Granada once more before he dies. If I book flights, trains/cars and accommodation he will pay for the entire trip.

What can possibly go wrong?

He needs hospital treatment when he's there?

[Grumpmeister]

Well! Nod and I had some adventures in Spain pre pandemic and he particularly liked Granada.

Anticipating his demise he suddenly declared that he wishes to return to Granada once more before he dies. If I book flights, trains/cars and accommodation he will pay for the entire trip.

What can possibly go wrong?

Just don't forget the difference between Grenada and Granada when you go online or you could end up booking an entire plane to the Caribbean 

[Nick]

Nod: Do you want these salmon fillets? They are approaching their sell by date.
Me: Thanks. Um, they are frozen and it seems you bought them about a week ago.
Nod: Yes, but they are near their expiration date.
Me: Bit they are from your FREEZER! They are frozen!
Nod: Yes, but they are nearly out of date.
Me: Do you know what freezers do?
Nod: ?

 

[Steve]

Nod: Do you want these salmon fillets? They are approaching their sell by date.
Me: Thanks. Um, they are frozen and it seems you bought them about a week ago.
Nod: Yes, but they are near their expiration date.
Me: Bit they are from your FREEZER! They are frozen!
Nod: Yes, but they are nearly out of date.
Me: Do you know what freezers do?
Nod: ?

 

 

[Barman]

Nod: Do you want these salmon fillets? They are approaching their sell by date.
Me: Thanks. Um, they are frozen and it seems you bought them about a week ago.
Nod: Yes, but they are near their expiration date.
Me: Bit they are from your FREEZER! They are frozen!
Nod: Yes, but they are nearly out of date.
Me: Do you know what freezers do?
Nod: ?

 

 

[Nick]

Another meltdown.

I order a Deliveroo grocery delivery for him. It includes a bottle of wine. Thus ID needed.

Delivery guy arrives and asks for ID. Nod points out that he clearly over 18. Driver rightly says he has to see ID.

Passport is produced. Driver points out it’s expired and therefore not valid. Nod points to photo, name and date of birth. Guy asks for another form of ID.

Incredibly Nod produces his birth certificate. Guys says, “But this is foreign!”

Nod was born in Wales.

Guy says that it’s foreign and that this is not Wales!!

Nod loses it and starts CRYING.

Guy say, “Well, on this occasion….”

Nod has to go and lie down 

[Barman]

Another meltdown.

I order a Deliveroo grocery delivery for him. It includes a bottle of wine. Thus ID needed.

Delivery guy arrives and asks for ID. Nod points out that he clearly over 18. Driver rightly says he has to see ID.

Passport is produced. Driver points out it’s expired and therefore not valid. Nod points to photo, name and date of birth. Guy asks for another form of ID.

Incredibly Nod produces his birth certificate. Guys says, “But this is foreign!”

Nod was born in Wales.

Guy says that it’s foreign and that this is not Wales!!

Nod loses it and starts CRYING.

Guy say, “Well, on this occasion….”

Nod has to go and lie down 

 

[Steve]

Another meltdown.

I order a Deliveroo grocery delivery for him. It includes a bottle of wine. Thus ID needed.

Delivery guy arrives and asks for ID. Nod points out that he clearly over 18. Driver rightly says he has to see ID.

Passport is produced. Driver points out it’s expired and therefore not valid. Nod points to photo, name and date of birth. Guy asks for another form of ID.

Incredibly Nod produces his birth certificate. Guys says, “But this is foreign!”

Nod was born in Wales.

Guy says that it’s foreign and that this is not Wales!!

Nod loses it and starts CRYING.

Guy say, “Well, on this occasion….”

Nod has to go and lie down 

[Nick]

Nod has called in his Stoma nurse because he feels shot in the mornings and thinks he’s dying.

I point out that having a piece of toast in the morning and consumes three bottles of wine a day.

He concedes that he may be overdoing the collapso a bit 

[Barman]

Nod has called in his Stoma nurse because he feels shot in the mornings and thinks he’s dying.

I point out that having a piece of toast in the morning and consumes three bottles of wine a day.

He concedes that he may be overdoing the collapso a bit 

Or the toast...? 

[Steve]

Nod has called in his Stoma nurse because he feels shot in the mornings and thinks he’s dying.

I point out that having a piece of toast in the morning and consumes three bottles of wine a day.

He concedes that he may be overdoing the collapso a bit 

Or the toast...? 

better theory ^

another theory:  not enough collapso

[Grumpmeister]

Nod has called in his Stoma nurse because he feels shot in the mornings and thinks he’s dying.

I point out that having a piece of toast in the morning and consumes three bottles of wine a day.

He concedes that he may be overdoing the collapso a bit 

Or the toast...? 

better theory ^

another theory:  not enough collapso

 

[Nick]

Got to go round and show Nod how to open a childproof bottle