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Offline Miss Demeanour

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The absurd turd
« on: September 08, 2017, 01:05:55 PM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41186915

I just dont understand how she has got trapped in such a way .

The poo chucking fair enough .but trapped between windows ???
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Re: The absurd turd
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2017, 01:45:05 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 08, 2017, 01:05:55 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41186915

I just dont understand how she has got trapped in such a way .

The poo chucking fair enough .but trapped between windows ???

AFFS!  whistle:
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Re: The absurd turd
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2017, 02:06:54 PM »
You don't expect me to read the shit as well as throw it out the window do you ?  lol:
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Re: The absurd turd
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2017, 02:09:32 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 08, 2017, 02:06:54 PM
You don't expect me to read the shit as well as throw it out the window do you ?  lol:

We did actually...  lol:
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Re: The absurd turd
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2017, 03:38:02 PM »
As well as AFFSing Miss D seems to think that chucking a turd out of a window on a first date is "fair enough".  eeek:
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Re: The absurd turd
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2017, 04:09:35 PM »
Better than taking it home in your handbag  :thumbsup:
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Re: The absurd turd
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2017, 04:11:23 PM »
Do you wish to share this experience with us?  Popcorn:
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Re: The absurd turd
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2017, 10:23:36 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 08, 2017, 02:06:54 PM
You don't expect me to read the shit as well as throw it out the window do you ?  lol:
So it was you  eeek:
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Re: The absurd turd
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2017, 08:25:05 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 08, 2017, 04:09:35 PM
Better than taking it home in your handbag  :thumbsup:

 :thumbsup:
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Re: The absurd turd
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2017, 08:30:31 PM »
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Re: The absurd turd
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2017, 08:41:29 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 09, 2017, 08:30:31 PM
Quote from: boogs on September 09, 2017, 08:25:05 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 08, 2017, 04:09:35 PM
Better than taking it home in your handbag  :thumbsup:

 :thumbsup:

Not you as well... facepalm:

 redface:  noooo: honest

I would have found something to ram it down with and stayed there till it was gone if necessary and made some excuse as to why I had been in there so long  redface:
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Re: The absurd turd
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2017, 08:31:12 AM »
Exactly ..careful layering of toilet paper...soak some under the bathroom tap as well at add weight and then a long flush  :thumbsup:
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Re: The absurd turd
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2017, 08:37:29 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 10, 2017, 08:31:12 AM
Exactly ..careful layering of toilet paper...soak some under the bathroom tap as well at add weight and then a long flush  :thumbsup:

...and block the whole bog... facepalm:
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Re: The absurd turd
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2017, 08:39:35 AM »
Ah well ..it wasn't her toilet  lol:
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Re: The absurd turd
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2017, 08:48:09 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 10, 2017, 08:39:35 AM
Ah well ..it wasn't her toilet  lol:

And it was only the first date...  Thumbs:
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