An e mail floods in:
At a festival. Got horribly drunk and met a German guy camping here with his friends. Everyone disappeared and I was stuck at the festival. None of the taxis would take me back as I hadn't pre ordered so I had to walk miles back. In the end a car stopped, full of people. They gave me a lift back to Henley. Then I spotted my friends in Henley. They'd been ringing but there was no signal.
All the beds had been taken so I got the sofa. Really tired...😚
How old is this person?