The all new Nick's adventures at the Edinburgh Festival thread

[Grumpmeister]

There was that unfortunate business with the Pope 

You could include that in the routine but will your subsequent excommunication summon the wrath of the ex Mrs Nick... 

[Nick]

You could get away with using them at the fringe but I'd make sure there was a lot of additional non Scottish material to spread it out.

Having seen Inverness I can understand why he thought he lived on another planet. 

He even has the right colour hair for Edinburgh 

 

[Nick]

I discover today that Pink Sis is performing at the Festival. Stand up comedy.

[Steve]

I discover today that Pink Sis is performing at the Festival. Stand up comedy.

Telling the life story of her brother?

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

I discover today that Pink Sis is performing at the Festival. Stand up comedy.

Telling the life story of her brother?

We tried to warn you Nick, you snooze you lose. 

[Grumpmeister]

Here's another show for you to see. Alex Salmond does stand up.... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4786154/Alex-Salmond-begins-two-week-Edinburgh-Fringe-comedy-stint.html

[Barman]

Here's another show for you to see. Alex Salmond does stand up.... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4786154/Alex-Salmond-begins-two-week-Edinburgh-Fringe-comedy-stint.html

 

[Nick]

Nod appears to have spectacularly cocked up the arrangements for Durham 

[Grumpmeister]

Nod appears to have spectacularly cocked up the arrangements for Durham 

I always thought you two were made for each other... 

[Darwins Selection]

Nod appears to have spectacularly cocked up the arrangements for Durham 

Is the Edinburgh festival in Durham these days then?

[Nick]

I am breaking my journey at Durham
Nod went to the University
He gets preferential rates at Durham Castle
We are driving there tomorrow
He returns home on the train on Thursday and I continue to Jockville
OK?

 

[Darwins Selection]

I am breaking my journey at Durham
Nod went to the University
He gets preferential rates at Durham Castle
We are driving there tomorrow
He returns home on the train on Thursday and I continue to Jockville
OK?

 

Too much information. 

May we know what Nod studied at Durham?

[Nick]

History

[Grumpmeister]

Here's another show for you to see. Alex Salmond does stand up.... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4786154/Alex-Salmond-begins-two-week-Edinburgh-Fringe-comedy-stint.html

It seems Salmond has been drawing some fire for his supposedly comedic content. In all honesty I'm not sure if the complaints are genuinely concerning sexism or the fact that it put the image of him doing the horizontal tango with Nicola Sturgeon in their heads...