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Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
« Reply #45 on: June 08, 2017, 07:20:32 PM »
He likes the barmaid and has gone back there   facepalm:
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« Reply #46 on: June 08, 2017, 07:24:07 PM »
Anyhoo, the peaceful view from our balcony. Note high pressure hoses............



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Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
« Reply #47 on: June 08, 2017, 08:19:02 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 08, 2017, 07:24:07 PM
Anyhoo, the peaceful view from our balcony. Note high pressure hoses............



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Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
« Reply #48 on: June 09, 2017, 06:37:04 AM »
We are not in good condiont thi monring. And it is ragiding NickSick
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Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
« Reply #49 on: June 09, 2017, 06:42:11 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 09, 2017, 06:37:04 AM
We are not in good condiont thi monring. And it is ragiding NickSick

Been to the dentist too...?  eeek:
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Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
« Reply #50 on: June 09, 2017, 06:45:04 AM »
Nod put salt in the coffee  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: sick2:
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Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
« Reply #51 on: June 09, 2017, 09:57:46 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 09, 2017, 06:45:04 AM
Nod put salt in the coffee  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: sick2:

There is a fine balancing act for adding salt to coffee but if you get the right amount then the flavour is amazing. Best done with a 3:1 mixture of dark and light roasted coffee though.  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
« Reply #52 on: June 09, 2017, 03:30:37 PM »
Nod declared Hairofthedog o'clock shortly after breakfast................ NickSick
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Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
« Reply #53 on: June 10, 2017, 04:57:27 AM »
We seem to have survived eeek:

Time to go home  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
« Reply #54 on: June 10, 2017, 05:21:39 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 10, 2017, 04:57:27 AM
We seem to have survived eeek:

Time to go home  :thumbsup:

Nothing could go wrong there then...  whistle:
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Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
« Reply #55 on: June 10, 2017, 04:58:51 PM »
We went to the wrong terminal at the airport, managed to get through security, wandered about a bit and realised our flight was not on the Departure boards.

Managed to escape, got to T2, went all through security again and just made the plane. Nod was seated next to a woman who changed her baby's nappy en route AT HER SEAT. He nearly fainted  noooo:
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Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
« Reply #56 on: June 10, 2017, 05:12:50 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 10, 2017, 04:58:51 PM
We went to the wrong terminal at the airport, managed to get through security, wandered about a bit and realised our flight was not on the Departure boards.

Managed to escape, got to T2, went all through security again and just made the plane. Nod was seated next to a woman who changed her baby's nappy en route AT HER SEAT. He nearly fainted  noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo: things you do not do in an airline seat #107: change a nappy
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Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
« Reply #57 on: June 10, 2017, 05:18:07 PM »
Items of technology Nod cannot work:

Phone
Computer
Whole internet
TV remote control
Corkscrews
Coffee machines
Ring pulls on cans
Lifts
Locks
Doors
Aeroplane seat belts
Cars
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Vending machines
Metro ticket machines
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Automatic passport reading machines
Luggage trollies
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Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
« Reply #58 on: June 10, 2017, 05:34:26 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 10, 2017, 05:18:07 PM
Items of technology Nod cannot work:

Phone
Computer
Whole internet
TV remote control
Corkscrews
Coffee machines
Ring pulls on cans
Lifts
Locks
Doors
Aeroplane seat belts
Cars
Car doors
Vending machines
Metro ticket machines
Metro access gates
Automatic passport reading machines
Luggage trollies
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noooo:

Safe with Scissors?
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Re: The all new Nick and Nod get pissed and accidentally book a trip to Spain thread
« Reply #59 on: June 10, 2017, 05:38:09 PM »
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