The all new Willycam thread

[Nick]

Bish bosh, 5 down and one to go.

Nice left handed nurse said I am doing very well 

[Steve]

Bish bosh, 5 down and one to go.

Nice left handed nurse said I am doing very well 

[Nick]

In an effort to avoid one or two earlier problems I have necked 10 pints of water in the last hour and a half

[Steve]

In an effort to avoid one or two earlier problems I have necked 10 pints of water in the last hour and a half

    You can kill yourself doing shit like that

[Nick]

Well it's all come out again

[Steve]

Well it's all come out again

It's summat to do with effin up the body's electrolyte levels leading to more bodies

[Nick]

I am moving into collapso mode which, as it is made of grapes, constitutes part of my five a day 

[Miss Demeanour]

Well it's all come out again

Are you measuring your piss taking ?

[Nick]

 

How are your wisdom teeth?

[Miss Demeanour]

Dunno...haven't asked them lately

[Nick]

So, you do have wisdom teeth 

[Grumpmeister]

In an effort to avoid one or two earlier problems I have necked 10 pints of water in the last hour and a half

    You can kill yourself doing shit like that

If memory it's Hyponatraemia that kills you, basically critically low salt levels in the bloodstream as a result of the blood being thinned by the large amount of water that has just been consumed 

[Barman]

In an effort to avoid one or two earlier problems I have necked 10 pints of water in the last hour and a half

    You can kill yourself doing shit like that

If memory it's Hyponatraemia that kills you, basically critically low salt levels in the bloodstream as a result of the blood being thinned by the large amount of water that has just been consumed 

Still, at least he won't catch fire if he drops his fag on that owld jumper.... 

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

In an effort to avoid one or two earlier problems I have necked 10 pints of water in the last hour and a half

    You can kill yourself doing shit like that

If memory it's Hyponatraemia that kills you, basically critically low salt levels in the bloodstream as a result of the blood being thinned by the large amount of water that has just been consumed 

Still, at least he won't catch fire if he drops his fag on that owld jumper.... 

but if he cut himself we could all drown

Seriously though you can kill yourself that way.