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https://www.faber.co.uk/blog/simon-armitage-reads-from-thank-you-for-waiting/Miss I cried laughing
You, sir, are an Philistine *
. . . .Also welcome at this time are passengers talking loudly to cell phone headsets about recently completed property acquisitions, share deals and aggressive takeovers, plus hedge fund managers with proven track records in the undermining of small to medium-sized ambitions.Passengers in Loam, Chalk, Marle and Clay may also board.Thank you for waiting.Mediocre passengers are now invited to board, followed by passengers lacking business acumen or general leadership potential, followed by people of little or no consequence, followed by people operating at a net fiscal loss as people.Scroungers, malingers, spongers and freeloaders may now step forward.Those holding tickets for zones Rust, Mulch, Cardboard, Puddle and Sand might want to begin gathering their crumbs and tissues ready for boarding.Passengers either partially or wholly dependent on welfare or kindness, please have their travel coupons validated at the quarantine desk.Sweat, Dust, Shoddy, Scurf, Turd, Chaff, Remnant, Ash, Pus, Sludge, Clinker, Splinter and Soot, all you people are now free to board.”
I always thought it was Armitage shanks ...not speaks ... Must read more carefully next time...........does he also provide those blue blocks ,,,....
Quote from: apc2010 on April 26, 2017, 12:33:36 AMI always thought it was Armitage shanks ...not speaks ... Must read more carefully next time...........does he also provide those blue blocks ,,,.... With Nicks tummy problem, he may be speaking closely to him as well.
