The all new Nick and the Hobbit's road trip in Andalucia thread

[Nick]

Nod says it is beer o'clock

It has been beer o'clock since 11.30 this morning 

I am ignoring the parking ticket on the hire car 

[Barman]

Nod says it is beer o'clock

It has been beer o'clock since 11.30 this morning 

I am ignoring the parking ticket on the hire car 

kerrrrr-chiiiiiing! 

[Nick]

Feck moi. Fantastic food, I got to kiss the laydee chef 

Prawn ice cream! Choc truffles, Lamb tagine 

No pizza 


 

[Grumpmeister]

Feck moi. Fantastic food, I got to kiss the laydee chef 

Dios Todopoderoso, ¿en qué me he metido? Mi primer día trabajando como chef y termino siendo molestado por un borracho wierdo de jengibre. No me pagan lo suficiente para lidiar con esa porquería..

Sounds like Nick is doing wonders for Anglo/Spanish relations... 

[Nick]

SO, off to Granada. Nod is navigating

[Barman]

SO, off to Granada. Nod is navigating

New tellybox? 

[apc2010]

SO, off to Granada. Nod is navigating

New tellybox? 

And rental as well ...........

[Nick]

Nod resigned (rightly) as navigator after we took 5 wrong turnings in the first 2 miles 

We have parked our car in a car park in Granada but we forgot to write down its name or location 

Anyhoo, all seems to be well, though Nod is again struggling with the shower controls 

https://www.airbnb.co.uk/rooms/16934183?eal_exp=1493994285&eal_sig=ad9987e44ca64d1f1e634fa9933ea4a158121a47d3ad13471a3d19494c417d5a&eal_uid=72245575&eluid=1&euid=8bb6d729-3430-7240-c10c-256ed69b8589&$original_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.airbnb.co.uk%2Frooms%2F16934183%3Feal_exp%3D1493994285%26eal_sig%3Dad9987e44ca64d1f1e634fa9933ea4a158121a47d3ad13471a3d19494c417d5a%26eal_uid%3D72245575%26eluid%3D1%26euid%3D8bb6d729-3430-7240-c10c-256ed69b8589&$3p=e_eml&campaign=rookery&$deeplink_path=airbnb%3A%2F%2Fd%2Flisting%3Fid%3D16934183&_branch_match_id=375577147478259796

[Nick]

Knock knock
Me: Who is it
Nod: Me. I am locked out
Me: The door is not locked
Nod: It is now. I locked it.
Me: Well, you have the keys
Nod: How do I unlock it
Me: With the keys
Nod: It won't unlock
Me: What do you expect me to do?
Nod: Advise me

It is a miracle he made it past childhood 

[Barman]

SO, off to Granada. Nod is navigating

New tellybox? 

And rental as well ...........

An bastard earworm as well! 

[Grumpmeister]

Knock knock
Me: Who is it
Nod: Me. I am locked out
Me: The door is not locked
Nod: It is now. I locked it.
Me: Well, you have the keys
Nod: How do I unlock it
Me: With the keys
Nod: It won't unlock
Me: What do you expect me to do?
Nod: Advise me

It is a miracle he made it past childhood 

Sounds like your apprentice shambles is coming on nicely.... 

[Nick]

I notice he has started mumbling to himself a lot 

[Nick]

INCREDIBLY, I have just had to teach Nod how to use a corkscrew!!

[Barman]

INCREDIBLY, I have just had to teach Nod how to use a corkscrew!!

You lazy sod... 

[Nick]

He was in charge of opening the collapso while I was doing something else. He was making a total dog's breakfast of it