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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #300 on: July 08, 2018, 05:37:42 PM »
Got to my luvly lock this morning and some idiots had broken in the kitchen. The fridge only contains lots of little UHT milk capsule things which they had used to have a fvkng MILK FIGHT. The mess was unbelievable  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Just how pissed were you and Nod the other day?  rubschin:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #301 on: July 08, 2018, 05:44:55 PM »
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #302 on: July 08, 2018, 05:47:08 PM »
No need to get all shirty, I just figured that if I could somehow eliminate the unlikely lads as suspects it would go a long way to find out who was responsible...  noooo:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #303 on: July 08, 2018, 05:49:25 PM »
Got to my luvly lock this morning and some idiots had broken in the kitchen. The fridge only contains lots of little UHT milk capsule things which they had used to have a fvkng MILK FIGHT. The mess was unbelievable  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
noooo: noooo: noooo:

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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #304 on: July 08, 2018, 05:53:07 PM »
Yes, I had to have black coffee all day  cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #305 on: July 13, 2018, 04:39:13 PM »
Nether Lock tomorrow: the unloved ginger child of the waterways  noooo: *





























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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #306 on: July 13, 2018, 05:36:16 PM »
Nether Lock tomorrow: the unloved ginger child of the waterways  noooo: *





























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You really think we are going to tempt fate that badly by using obvious jokes today of all days....  eeek:




Well Apey and Baldymort might be daft enough...  rubschin:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #307 on: July 13, 2018, 05:43:41 PM »
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #308 on: July 25, 2018, 11:09:28 PM »
There really are some dozy buggers on the Canals...  noooo:



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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #309 on: July 26, 2018, 03:14:47 AM »
There really are some dozy buggers on the Canals...  noooo:

http://youtu.be/0l935Kgt-HM

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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #310 on: July 26, 2018, 05:19:40 AM »
Newark has a  lot of such problems with pikey yoofs acting like twats.

One jumped off a bridge and landed on the prow of a boat and castrated himself  eeek:

He tried to sue the boat owner  facepalm:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #311 on: July 26, 2018, 11:13:54 AM »
Newark has a  lot of such problems with pikey yoofs acting like twats.

One jumped off a bridge and landed on the prow of a boat and castrated himself  eeek:

He tried to sue the boat owner  facepalm:

Mr Darwin sir works in mysterious ways....  lol:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #312 on: July 26, 2018, 12:57:04 PM »
There really are some dozy buggers on the Canals...  noooo:

http://youtu.be/0l935Kgt-HM

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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #314 on: July 28, 2018, 05:25:13 AM »
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