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Cheeky Feckers!
« on: September 18, 2016, 03:19:17 PM »
Went to a brilliant show at the village amphitheatre last night - an superb opera evening for €10!

 As normal, we took our special 'amphitheater chairs' which look like normal chairs with the legs cut off and are much more comfortable than sitting on the stone steps or just a cushion...



So, as normal we pitched up, bought tickets, put the chairs in place and then went off to eat...

When we came back, just before the performance a Cypriot family had taken over our chairs!  eeek:

And they were most pissed off when I turfed them out too!  lol:
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Re: Cheeky Feckers!
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2016, 03:22:38 PM »
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Re: Cheeky Feckers!
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2016, 07:23:48 PM »
Went to a brilliant show at the village amphitheatre last night - an superb opera evening for €10!

 As normal, we took our special 'amphitheater chairs' which look like normal chairs with the legs cut off and are much more comfortable than sitting on the stone steps or just a cushion...



So, as normal we pitched up, bought tickets, put the chairs in place and then went off to eat...

When we came back, just before the performance a Cypriot family had taken over our chairs!  eeek:

And they were most pissed off when I turfed them out too!  lol:

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Re: Cheeky Feckers!
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2016, 07:50:28 PM »
So let me get this right

BM and LL put legless chairs in place so they can wander off and get legless

The whole thing is some bizarre equivalent of the Germans putting towels on sun loungers

And the Cypriots whose bloody country it is are in the wrong?
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Re: Cheeky Feckers!
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2016, 07:44:20 AM »
Went to a brilliant show at the village amphitheatre last night - an superb opera evening for €10!

 As normal, we took our special 'amphitheater chairs' which look like normal chairs with the legs cut off and are much more comfortable than sitting on the stone steps or just a cushion...



So, as normal we pitched up, bought tickets, put the chairs in place and then went off to eat...

When we came back, just before the performance a Cypriot family had taken over our chairs!  eeek:

And they were most pissed off when I turfed them out too!  lol:

Put your name on them .........like in your shirts ........ whistle:

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Re: Cheeky Feckers!
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2016, 11:07:28 AM »
I understand the padded chair but how is the placky one any more comfortable ?   rubschin:
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Re: Cheeky Feckers!
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2016, 11:45:10 AM »
I understand the padded chair but how is the placky one any more comfortable ?   rubschin:

Same chairs... one with padding removed for clarity... ::)
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Re: Cheeky Feckers!
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2016, 01:04:50 PM »
Went to a brilliant show at the village amphitheatre last night - an superb opera evening for €10!

 As normal, we took our special 'amphitheater chairs' which look like normal chairs with the legs cut off and are much more comfortable than sitting on the stone steps or just a cushion...



So, as normal we pitched up, bought tickets, put the chairs in place and then went off to eat...

When we came back, just before the performance a Cypriot family had taken over our chairs!  eeek:

And they were most pissed off when I turfed them out too!  lol:

Put your name on them .........like in your shirts ........ whistle:

That still won't help poor Baldymort the next time you rent them out to someone without telling him...  whistle:
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Re: Cheeky Feckers!
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2016, 01:28:03 PM »
Went to a brilliant show at the village amphitheatre last night - an superb opera evening for €10!

 As normal, we took our special 'amphitheater chairs' which look like normal chairs with the legs cut off and are much more comfortable than sitting on the stone steps or just a cushion...



So, as normal we pitched up, bought tickets, put the chairs in place and then went off to eat...

When we came back, just before the performance a Cypriot family had taken over our chairs!  eeek:

And they were most pissed off when I turfed them out too!  lol:

Put your name on them .........like in your shirts ........ whistle:

That still won't help poor Baldymort the next time you rent them out to someone without telling him...  whistle:

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