Could have been worse - might have been foam

[Bar Wench]

Clearly a man who has never been to Doncaster.

Have too but never again ~ Ex SWMBO and my Husband in Law live near there. I prefer to keep a healthy width of the country between us.

Now that's s term I quite like! I'll have to remember that one, it describes the ex-SWTSMBO's new spouse to a 'T'.

The ex-who-what now?

[Nick]

Family life is so complex nowadays

[Snoopy]

Clearly a man who has never been to Doncaster.

Have too but never again ~ Ex SWMBO and my Husband in Law live near there. I prefer to keep a healthy width of the country between us.

Now that's s term I quite like! I'll have to remember that one, it describes the ex-SWTSMBO's new spouse to a 'T'.

The ex-who-what now?

I'm guessing at She Who Thought She Must Be Obeyed.

As for Husband in Law ~ What else would you call your ex-wife's new husband? I tried "Replacement" but it led to many requests for explanation.

[Bar Wench]

Clearly a man who has never been to Doncaster.

Have too but never again ~ Ex SWMBO and my Husband in Law live near there. I prefer to keep a healthy width of the country between us.

Now that's s term I quite like! I'll have to remember that one, it describes the ex-SWTSMBO's new spouse to a 'T'.

The ex-who-what now?

I'm guessing at She Who Thought She Must Be Obeyed.

As for Husband in Law ~ What else would you call your ex-wife's new husband? I tried "Replacement" but it led to many requests for explanation.

Unfortunate Bastard
He who does not know
Git

Depends on the circumstances that the ex became ex.

[Nick]

Substitute?

[Snoopy]

"Saviour" came to mind at the time 

[Bar Wench]

"Saviour" came to mind at the time 

 

[Uncle Mort]

He will always be 'unnamed co-respondent' to me   

[Bar Wench]

He will always be 'unnamed co-respondent' to me   

 

[Misunderstood]

Ahem, foam?  Anybody? 

[Nick]

Odd how they stray. Could be a PhD in this.

My car smells funny now. Does CO2 have a funny smell?

Admittedly, it could be the cat shit he trod in earlier..........

[Misunderstood]

Odd how they stray. Could be a PhD in this.

My car smells funny now. Does CO2 have a funny smell?

Admittedly, it could be the cat shit he trod in earlier..........

Maybe The Boy shat himself when it went off.... 

[Nick]

No, I had to wash his shoe. And the carpet. And the back of my seat.

[Barman]

Admittedly, it could be the cat shit he trod in earlier..........

Did he have his shoes or plimsolls on? 

[Nick]

Shoes, why?