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The all new "money down the drain" thread
« on: May 10, 2016, 12:26:16 PM »
1. Boy breaks ANOTHER phone (insurance now cancelled  evil:). Costs me £50 excess BUT he has to send the broken phone back to Tesco. He can't find it  Banghead Banghead Banghead  Tesco have lifted £250 from my account today  cussing: cussing: cussing:

2. Go out for brekky with Miss I  cloud9: Lose car park ticket. Get charged £25 full day rate by NCP  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

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Re: The all new "money down the drain" thread
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2016, 12:28:30 PM »
1. Boy breaks ANOTHER phone (insurance now cancelled  evil:). Costs me £50 excess BUT he has to send the broken phone back to Tesco. He can't find it  Banghead Banghead Banghead  Tesco have lifted £250 from my account today  cussing: cussing: cussing:

2. Go out for brekky with Miss I  cloud9: Lose car park ticket. Get charged £25 full day rate by NCP  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Bad day  evil:

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Re: The all new "money down the drain" thread
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2016, 12:29:24 PM »
1. Boy breaks ANOTHER phone (insurance now cancelled  evil:). Costs me £50 excess BUT he has to send the broken phone back to Tesco. He can't find it  Banghead Banghead Banghead  Tesco have lifted £250 from my account today  cussing: cussing: cussing:

2. Go out for brekky with Miss I  cloud9: Lose car park ticket. Get charged £25 full day rate by NCP  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Bad day  evil:

I am sure others see stupid financial losses (quadcopters etc.  whistle:)

An investment.... and I know where it is....  whistle:

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Re: The all new "money down the drain" thread
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2016, 12:33:25 PM »
1. Boy breaks ANOTHER phone (insurance now cancelled  evil:). Costs me £50 excess BUT he has to send the broken phone back to Tesco. He can't find it  Banghead Banghead Banghead  Tesco have lifted £250 from my account today  cussing: cussing: cussing:

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Re: The all new "money down the drain" thread
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2016, 12:40:41 PM »
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Re: The all new "money down the drain" thread
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2016, 12:45:33 PM »
1. Boy breaks ANOTHER phone (insurance now cancelled  evil:). Costs me £50 excess BUT he has to send the broken phone back to Tesco. He can't find it  Banghead Banghead Banghead  Tesco have lifted £250 from my account today  cussing: cussing: cussing:

"Cack-Handedness; Nature or Nurture?"

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Re: The all new "money down the drain" thread
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2016, 12:46:39 PM »
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Re: The all new "money down the drain" thread
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2016, 12:47:20 PM »
1. Boy breaks ANOTHER phone (insurance now cancelled  evil:). Costs me £50 excess BUT he has to send the broken phone back to Tesco. He can't find it  Banghead Banghead Banghead  Tesco have lifted £250 from my account today  cussing: cussing: cussing:

2. Go out for brekky with Miss I  cloud9: Lose car park ticket. Get charged £25 full day rate by NCP  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Bad day  evil:

I am sure others see stupid financial losses (quadcopters etc.  whistle:)

An investment.... and I know where it is....  whistle:

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Re: The all new "money down the drain" thread
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2016, 01:28:23 PM »
I have a cunning plan

If the Boy returns the phone (which is in his bedroom  sick2:) I get my £250 back. I am thinking of offering him a £50 bounty to find it  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "money down the drain" thread
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2016, 01:37:28 PM »
I have a cunning plan

If the Boy returns the phone (which is in his bedroom  sick2:) I get my £250 back. I am thinking of offering him a £50 bounty to find it  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "money down the drain" thread
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2016, 01:39:25 PM »
It might also make him empty his bedroom of all the shite that is in it  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "money down the drain" thread
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2016, 01:44:26 PM »
It might also make him empty his bedroom of all the shite that is in it  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "money down the drain" thread
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2016, 01:46:50 PM »
You'll hate me for saying this but Phone Gubber (aka The Boy) does seem to be rather taking the piss


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Re: The all new "money down the drain" thread
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2016, 01:52:23 PM »
DON'T I FVCKING KNOW IT  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: The all new "money down the drain" thread
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2016, 01:54:09 PM »
You'll hate me for saying this but Phone Gubber (aka The Boy) does seem to be rather taking the piss

The problem (IMHO) is when I was The Boys age I saved up for months to buy complex electronics (a cassette recorder) and it meant the world to me - I had it for years...

When Miss Piggy was growing up she just expected it to be provided (like all the other kids did) and it held no value to her - consequently, she was always losing or breaking Sony Walkmans or whatever...

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