WImmin with radar and x ray vision

[Nick]

HOW DO THEY DO IT???

My pal Sally was wandering around the house (and garden) when she got back and ruthlessly tracked down mug rings, scuff marks, misplaced ornaments, even a small pink thing on a duvet cover flapping on a washing line. All wimmin seem to do this. How?????

[Uncle Mort]

In Neolithic times men were hunters and needed to watch moving prey, however, women were gatherers; they had to spot nuts, berries etc., stuff that was non-moving. That same skill still applies today.

[Nick]

 


And when did you or I last go hunting? Eh?

Mrs Nick once got home from a week away and instantly lifted up a rug and located a scratch from where I had temporarily moved a piano.

HOW?????

[Uncle Mort]

The rug wasn't exactly in the same place it was the previous week.

Also wimmin can spot a guilty face from a thousand yards. 

[Nick]

I know 

Have you noticed that in sitting down situations most men prefer to have their backs to the wall. There is a reason for this 

[Darwins Selection]

In Neolithic times men were hunters and needed to watch moving prey, however, women were gatherers; they had to spot nuts

Sally seems to have failed in part then.

[Nick]

 




















 

[Steve]

In Neolithic times men were hunters and needed to watch moving prey, however, women were gatherers; they had to spot nuts

Sally seems to have failed in part then.

[Pirate]

I know 

Have you noticed that in sitting down situations most men prefer to have their backs to the wall. There is a reason for this 

I always sit with my back to the wall in public places ... I like to see who, or what, is incoming

[Nick]

Zackly! We are programmed to be alert to a brontosaurus attack!!

[Steve]

Zackly! We are programmed to be alert to a brontosaurus attack!!

  Can never be too careful with brontosauruses

[Pirate]

Zackly! We are programmed to be alert to a brontosaurus attack!!

  Can never be too careful with brontosauruses

Or ex-wives ...or is it ex-wife's   

[Miss Demeanour]

We know where things are or where they should be. How things have been aligned and with what. . Any attempt to mess with the layout will incur instant alertness and thus more detective work around 'what else ' has been messed with !!!

[Nick]

 

[Darwins Selection]

We know where things are or where they should be. How things have been aligned and with what. . Any attempt to mess with the layout will incur instant alertness and thus more detective work around 'what else ' has been messed with !!!

Car keys=>Fridge.