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My leg and foot.
« on: April 13, 2016, 03:12:16 PM »
Last week I accidentally dropped a very sharp kitchen knife on it's way down it punctured my lower leg. I now have a swollen  somewhat red foot and a very hot, red lump the size of an egg around the wound site.  I  am trying to decide if I should;#

A) Slather myself in honey
B) Slather myself in Savlon
C) Scrub myself down with a wire brush and Dettol
D) Amputate and be done with it.










































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Re: My leg and foot.
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2016, 03:14:17 PM »
Domestos :thumbsup:
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Re: My leg and foot.
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2016, 03:46:31 PM »


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Re: My leg and foot.
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2016, 03:57:59 PM »
Last week I accidentally dropped a very sharp kitchen knife on it's way down it punctured my lower leg. I now have a swollen  somewhat red foot and a very hot, red lump the size of an egg around the wound site.  I  am trying to decide if I should;#

A) Slather myself in honey
B) Slather myself in Savlon
C) Scrub myself down with a wire brush and Dettol
D) Amputate and be done with it.



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Re: My leg and foot.
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2016, 03:59:57 PM »
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: My leg and foot.
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2016, 04:06:48 PM »
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: My leg and foot.
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2016, 12:51:58 PM »



 lol:  lol:  lol: but  noooo:



Plant flowers in me you say.  On the whole not a bad idea.  anyone who is thinking that there is a smutty joke in there somewhere has to go and sit on the naughty step.

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« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2016, 12:59:00 PM »



 lol:  lol:  lol: but  noooo:



Plant flowers in me you say.  On the whole not a bad idea.  anyone who is thinking that there is a smutty joke in there somewhere has to go and sit on the naughty step.
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Re: My leg and foot.
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2016, 12:59:43 PM »
Oop North is all the same to you, innit?  noooo:
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« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2016, 01:03:35 PM »
Oop North is all the same to you, innit?  noooo:
Quote from: The league against regional stereotypes
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Strong in arm and thick in head"
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Re: My leg and foot.
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2016, 01:04:52 PM »
That's Foggy  :thumbsup:
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Re: My leg and foot.
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2016, 08:23:24 PM »
Oop North is all the same to you, innit?  noooo:
Quote from: The league against regional stereotypes
"Northern born and Northern bred
Strong in arm and thick in head"


But I'm not Northern born I'm Southern born.  sad24: