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Offline apc2010

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Not a Good Start......
« on: April 03, 2016, 09:22:15 AM »
So arranged to meet a new Dj today at a well known bar ....he has only been here since September ....

Now he lives about 2 miles from it ..a straight road then turn left ....


"I haven\t got a sat-nav yet "..... noooo:

"I can't find it on google maps "...... noooo:

"can you e=mail me name of the road "..... noooo:



 noooo:   how he will find venues is beyond me ...


Could be a short interview ...... whistle:
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Re: Not a Good Start......
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2016, 09:27:07 AM »
Essex or Northern Monkey?
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Re: Not a Good Start......
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2016, 09:31:19 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 03, 2016, 09:27:07 AM
Essex or Northern Monkey?

Essex I think ....... noooo:  also doesn't drink....... eeek:
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Re: Not a Good Start......
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2016, 09:32:07 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 03, 2016, 09:31:19 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 03, 2016, 09:27:07 AM
Essex or Northern Monkey?

Essex I think ....... noooo:  also doesn't drink....... eeek:

Two weeks...  noooo:
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Re: Not a Good Start......
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2016, 12:50:30 PM »
AAAAAAAArrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhh.....

"Any landmarks I could use?"......

Yes one pissed off Apey sitting in the boozer .... evil:
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Re: Not a Good Start......
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2016, 12:51:13 PM »
Retarded  noooo:
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Re: Not a Good Start......
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2016, 02:37:41 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 03, 2016, 09:31:19 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 03, 2016, 09:27:07 AM
Essex or Northern Monkey?

Essex I think ....... noooo:  also doesn't drink....... eeek:

From Essex and doesn't drink? Definitely a wierdo  noooo:
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Re: Not a Good Start......
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2016, 03:59:50 PM »
It got worse ........ noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
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« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2016, 04:04:21 PM »
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Re: Not a Good Start......
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2016, 07:09:27 PM »
He's a DJ. That he can walk upright is an acheivement.
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Re: Not a Good Start......
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2016, 09:57:57 PM »
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Re: Not a Good Start......
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2016, 06:21:43 AM »
Quote from: beerhead on April 03, 2016, 07:09:27 PM
He's a DJ. That he can walk upright is an acheivement.

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Not a Good Start......
« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2016, 08:34:33 AM »
Quote from: beerhead on April 03, 2016, 07:09:27 PM
He's a DJ. That he can walk upright is an acheivement.

He couldn't really ..and was about 17 stone and 5 ft tall,,, noooo:
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Re: Not a Good Start......
« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2016, 08:38:13 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 04, 2016, 08:34:33 AM
Quote from: beerhead on April 03, 2016, 07:09:27 PM
He's a DJ. That he can walk upright is an acheivement.

He couldn't really ..and was about 17 stone and 5 ft tall,,, noooo:

An Essex wide boy   :thumbsup:
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Re: Not a Good Start......
« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2016, 08:38:37 AM »
Quote from: Steve on April 03, 2016, 09:57:57 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 03, 2016, 03:59:50 PM
It got worse ........ noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Popcorn:

Well put it this way ...when he left the pub ..everyone I know said WTF was that idiot.... noooo:

Then asked me why I didn't "like " one of his facebook pages ...I explain because it's a poxy pyramid scheme ...

And if he said "What's that in sterling " one more thing I and the guy at the next table were going to kill him,,,,

Apart from that ... Thumbs: Thumbs:
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