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Re: Barman's All New Second-hand Shotgun Saga (by popular request)
« Reply #45 on: March 15, 2016, 04:12:06 PM »
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Re: Barman's All New Second-hand Shotgun Saga (by popular request)
« Reply #49 on: March 16, 2016, 09:26:53 AM »
Mind you, Italy can be quite efficient. When some Roma tried to camp in my back garden, the Carabinieri were in 15 minutes, tooled up and itching for it to kick off.
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Re: Barman's All New Second-hand Shotgun Saga (by popular request)
« Reply #50 on: March 18, 2016, 05:57:40 PM »
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He has spent a lot of time in the Police Station with numerous copies of documents attempting to prove who he is  facepalm:

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Re: Barman's All New Second-hand Shotgun Saga (by popular request)
« Reply #51 on: March 18, 2016, 06:41:17 PM »
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He has spent a lot of time in the Police Station with numerous copies of documents attempting to prove who he is  facepalm:

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Re: Barman's All New Second-hand Shotgun Saga (by popular request)
« Reply #52 on: May 25, 2016, 06:59:47 PM »
Tomorrow is the day!  eeek:

We've got all the paperwork signed, stamped and shredded....  cloud9:

Just have to go to the police station in Pafos with everything they requested and gret the gun transferred right...? Right...?  scared2:
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Re: Barman's All New Second-hand Shotgun Saga (by popular request)
« Reply #53 on: May 25, 2016, 07:04:59 PM »
 :thumbsup:  in anticipation and of course in no way to do with the tempting fate superstition  whistle:
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Re: Barman's All New Second-hand Shotgun Saga (by popular request)
« Reply #54 on: May 25, 2016, 07:10:57 PM »
:thumbsup:  in anticipation and of course in no way to do with the tempting fate superstition  whistle:

It won't happen....  noooo:
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Re: Barman's All New Second-hand Shotgun Saga (by popular request)
« Reply #55 on: May 26, 2016, 03:16:35 PM »
It did happen!  Shocked:

Went to the police station - the policeman on gate duty had a cigarette hanging out of his mouth and directed us to the second door, "that is the store room, knock on the door and a man will come and take you to the third door..."

So, we went to the second door and sure enough a young police officer emerged and led us to the third door - unlocked the office and led us inside. This was the shredder office!  scared2:

He sits down behind the desk and we explain the situation with the shotgun and hand him the form we got from the same office the last time we were there. The police officer had filled out all the details of both parties and the gun in longhand and left a space with two crosses where we would eventually have to sign... he says, "Is this all you have got...?"

With a flourish we bring out the completed form we (eventually) got from the tax office, the form which I got the police to sign at Pissouri and the form which Graeme's wife (eventually) got her Muchtar to sign for a 'fee' of €20...

He looks at all the forms and then hands back the first form (with the two crosses), and says, "you don't need that"... facepalm:

He then sits in silence shuffling the forms back and forth and checking stuff on his computer...

Eventually, he pulls a blank, green sheet of paper from the drawer - it is a gun licence!.

He pops it into his laser printer, presses print and... The printer jams!  Banghead

I couldn't believe it, so near yet so far...  cry:

He then opened the back of the printer and pulled out a crumpled, half fused licence... straightened it out as best he could (most of the toner coming off)... punched holes in it and filed it in a ring binder after writing all the relevant details longhand into a ledger...

Then back to the printer, another green sheet and this time success -  a licence is born. He signs it, stamps it and hey presto we are done!  cloud9:

Oh, after giving him €60 of course for the 'transfer fee' for which no receipt was forthcoming... ::)


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Re: Barman's All New Second-hand Shotgun Saga (by popular request)
« Reply #56 on: May 26, 2016, 03:18:21 PM »
And now you can go an shoot something and miss it  :thumbsup:
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Re: Barman's All New Second-hand Shotgun Saga (by popular request)
« Reply #57 on: May 26, 2016, 03:38:24 PM »
And now you can go an shoot something and miss it  :thumbsup:

And blame it on being a 'new gun'! Thumbs:
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Re: Barman's All New Second-hand Shotgun Saga (by popular request)
« Reply #58 on: May 26, 2016, 03:38:52 PM »
It did happen!  Shocked:

Went to the police station - the policeman on gate duty had a cigarette hanging out of his mouth and directed us to the second door, "that is the store room, knock on the door and a man will come and take you to the third door..."

So, we went to the second door and sure enough a young police officer emerged and led us to the third door - unlocked the office and led us inside. This was the shredder office!  scared2:

He sits down behind the desk and we explain the situation with the shotgun and hand him the form we got from the same office the last time we were there. The police officer had filled out all the details of both parties and the gun in longhand and left a space with two crosses where we would eventually have to sign... he says, "Is this all you have got...?"

With a flourish we bring out the completed form we (eventually) got from the tax office, the form which I got the police to sign at Pissouri and the form which Graeme's wife (eventually) got her Muchtar to sign for a 'fee' of €20...

He looks at all the forms and then hands back the first form (with the two crosses), and says, "you don't need that"... facepalm:

He then sits in silence shuffling the forms back and forth and checking stuff on his computer...

Eventually, he pulls a blank, green sheet of paper from the drawer - it is a gun licence!.

He pops it into his laser printer, presses print and... The printer jams!  Banghead

I couldn't believe it, so near yet so far...  cry:

He then opened the back of the printer and pulled out a crumpled, half fused licence... straightened it out as best he could (most of the toner coming off)... punched holes in it and filed it in a ring binder after writing all the relevant details longhand into a ledger...

Then back to the printer, another green sheet and this time success -  a licence is born. He signs it, stamps it and hey presto we are done!  cloud9:

Oh, after giving him €60 of course for the 'transfer fee' for which no receipt was forthcoming... ::)
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It's almost sad to see the saga end.
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Re: Barman's All New Second-hand Shotgun Saga (by popular request)
« Reply #59 on: May 26, 2016, 03:49:57 PM »
It did happen!  Shocked:

Went to the police station - the policeman on gate duty had a cigarette hanging out of his mouth and directed us to the second door, "that is the store room, knock on the door and a man will come and take you to the third door..."

So, we went to the second door and sure enough a young police officer emerged and led us to the third door - unlocked the office and led us inside. This was the shredder office!  scared2:

He sits down behind the desk and we explain the situation with the shotgun and hand him the form we got from the same office the last time we were there. The police officer had filled out all the details of both parties and the gun in longhand and left a space with two crosses where we would eventually have to sign... he says, "Is this all you have got...?"

With a flourish we bring out the completed form we (eventually) got from the tax office, the form which I got the police to sign at Pissouri and the form which Graeme's wife (eventually) got her Muchtar to sign for a 'fee' of €20...

He looks at all the forms and then hands back the first form (with the two crosses), and says, "you don't need that"... facepalm:

He then sits in silence shuffling the forms back and forth and checking stuff on his computer...

Eventually, he pulls a blank, green sheet of paper from the drawer - it is a gun licence!.

He pops it into his laser printer, presses print and... The printer jams!  Banghead

I couldn't believe it, so near yet so far...  cry:

He then opened the back of the printer and pulled out a crumpled, half fused licence... straightened it out as best he could (most of the toner coming off)... punched holes in it and filed it in a ring binder after writing all the relevant details longhand into a ledger...

Then back to the printer, another green sheet and this time success -  a licence is born. He signs it, stamps it and hey presto we are done!  cloud9:

Oh, after giving him €60 of course for the 'transfer fee' for which no receipt was forthcoming... ::)
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It's almost sad to see the saga end.

Has it tho???  scared2:
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