Good behaviour!

[The Moan Ranger]

I had to read this twice before I could believe it:- prisoners in a Nottinghamshire jail getting a ?2 bonus for "good behaviour" during the Prison Office strike.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/nottinghamshire/6975742.stm

This country has gone certifiably bonkers. 

[Barman]

I?m just reading Jeffrey Archer?s prison diaries.

You can raise your urine to even higher temperatures with the knowledge that most of them will spend their two quid bonus on the drugs that are freely available inside.

The wardens can?t carry out thorough searches of the prisoners or their visitors because of the human rights act see?
 

[Misunderstood]

Bloody typical!  They won't give the money to the Warders because they say they can't afford it, but they are quite happy to give it to the offenders instead.

Here's an idea.  Get the prisoners to sign a good behaviour contract    And do away with the guards altogether.

They can phone a central control office in India to report in from time to time.



Fu?king idiots!    Why does it have to be our country that is run by lunatics?

[Barman]

Here's an idea.  Get the prisoners to sign a good behaviour contract    And do away with the guards altogether.

They do!

[Snoopy]

Here's an idea.  Get the prisoners to sign a good behaviour contract    And do away with the guards altogether.

Actually we did that with a lot of French POWs during the Napoleonic Wars and many stayed afterwards. There are many families in and around Sussex who are descendants of these Prisoners. Apparently few "Broke their Bond".
Funny Old World innit?

[Mr Happy]

Norman Stanley Fletcher you have been charge with murder, please sign this contract to state that you'll make your bed and brush your teeth of a morning.

FFS they're in prison for being delinquents, no playstations, no pool tables, no financial rewards.  Hard graft and respect for their warders should be the minimum expected, an hours sunlight a day a distinct privilege!