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The "Why?" thread.
« on: September 03, 2007, 02:11:22 PM »
There used to be a program on TV called "How?" that explained all sorts of things to you. Even in my dotage, certain questions spring to mind that no-one really seems to know the answer to.

On Saturday morning whilst watching some fellows cycling and running round a velodrome/athletics track, I wondered how fast I could do a lap on the trusty GSXR750. It was then I realised that most motor racing has a clockwise running order, yet athletics seems to be totally anti-clockwise.

WHY!


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Re: The "Why?" thread.
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2007, 02:15:15 PM »
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Re: The "Why?" thread.
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2007, 02:20:45 PM »
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Re: The "Why?" thread.
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2007, 02:55:31 PM »
'Spect it's tradition ~ about the only thing we do well in this country. ::)
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Re: The "Why?" thread.
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2007, 03:00:18 PM »
Jack Hargreaves was a grumpy bastard!
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Re: The "Why?" thread.
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2007, 03:03:42 PM »
Jack Hargreaves was a grumpy bastard!
How 'bout Bunty [snigger]
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Re: The "Why?" thread.
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2007, 03:49:41 PM »
Who?
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Re: The "Why?" thread.
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2007, 06:58:24 PM »
It was then I realised that most motor racing has a clockwise running order, yet athletics seems to be totally anti-clockwise.

WHY!

Exactly. Why? Ice skaters do it anti-clockwise too but that no longer troubles me. Roundabouts are clockwise and I'm happy with that. On the promenade deck of a cruise ship there is no prescribed direction and whilst one has to avoid oncoming traffic during the early morning constitutional it does afford the opportunity of a friendly "Good Morning" or even a  eyes:.

There is a theory, albeit arcane and esoteric that the clockwise motion is constructive and the anti, destructive or degenerative. Take it with a pinch of salt, but give me clockwise anytime  lol:
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Re: The "Why?" thread.
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2007, 07:56:16 PM »
A thoughtful reply. Me? Clockwise? Anti-clockwise?

Hmmmmmmmmm

Let me think













I prefer clockwise










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Re: The "Why?" thread.
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2007, 07:42:02 AM »
Who?
No How? doh:
Jack Hargreaves, Fred Dinenage, Bunty James and Jon Miller.  whistle:
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Re: The "Why?" thread.
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2007, 07:59:55 AM »
I met Jack Hargreaves a couple of time. Miserable old bugger ... thought he knew everything there was to know on any subject that came up. He "made his name" as presenter of "Out of Town" a programme initially on Southern ITV that had him sitting in a mock up shed discoursing on "Country Life and Pursuits" based on his personal experience as a "Countryman born and bred". The Prog ran for 25 years.
In truth he was a London born, failed veterinary student who managed to gain employment as a journalist and by some judicious share purchasing ended up a director of the new Southern ITV franchise. That particular outfit specialised in "Local Programmes" and "Country Matters" and as a director the boring old fart was ideally placed to ACT out his part without anyone daring to tell him the truth. From that he "graduated" to HOW!
I recall my father and I encountered him on one occasion in a pub, close to his home in the New Forest, where he argued with us about angling matters and when it was clear that he had lost the debate he stomped off. The Landlord told us that he was always argumentative, miserable and seldom settled his tab! The only reason he was tolerated was that his local "celebrity" drew extra customers.


PS Anyone interested in the old fart's sanitised biog can read the potted version at:
http://www.televisionheaven.co.uk/outoftown.htm
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Re: The "Why?" thread.
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2007, 08:35:36 AM »
Jack, grumpy?

Next you'll be saying that Mr crabtree doesn't exist!

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Re: The "Why?" thread.
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2007, 08:41:25 AM »
Jack, grumpy?

Next you'll be saying that Mr crabtree doesn't exist!

I do have an original Mr Crabtree Book and yes I have been fishing, on the Avon near Ringwood, with Bernard Venables (who wrote them).
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Re: The "Why?" thread.
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2007, 08:53:32 AM »
Never fished Ringwood, never really had any appeal for me. Have fished some other parts of the Avon though. I think a barbel is about the only coarse I haven't caught. There are some good doubles in the Wandle just across the road from my office.

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Re: The "Why?" thread.
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2007, 08:58:52 AM »
Never fished Ringwood, never really had any appeal for me. Have fished some other parts of the Avon though. I think a barbel is about the only coarse I haven't caught. There are some good doubles in the Wandle just across the road from my office.

Only reason I fished the Avon in and around Ringwood was that we ran a pub there for several years.
Frankly never caught much there but that is not what I go fishing for. It's the peace and quiet that attracts me  more than the fish.
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